QueenOfCalifornia
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:37 AM
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Post Your Biggest Lie... Right Here! Right Now! |
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Make up a whopper. give us the goods. Tell us when you were elected to something or other. Just lie...
Mine is:
I woke up on a beach on a Greek isle... an amazingly handsom and wealthy banker found me and we ran off together... Now I just pretend to be a Democrat for a living.
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JTG of the PRB
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:45 AM
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1. Well, this one time, I hit a game-winning home run in the national championship game. |
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A few days later, when I met the President, I told him that Iraq was trying to procure yellow cake uranium from Africa in order to build some weapons of mass destruction that would surely be used against the United States if something wasn't done.
Also, Jesus came to my graduation party. He made some weird spinach dip that nobody liked. We only tried it because we didn't want to hurt his feelings.
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QueenOfCalifornia
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:47 AM
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God bless you.
(Sorry about Jesus --- He is a lousy cook... But he thinks he can turn water into wine.)
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JTG of the PRB
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:58 AM
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11. Pfft. More like into wine COOLERS. |
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Am I right, people? Am I right?
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Sun Sep-30-07 02:11 AM
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:46 AM
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2. I don't know what the hubbub is all about... |
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Edited on Sun Sep-30-07 12:47 AM by krispos42
MY Nigerian email actually did get me millions of dollars tax-free.
Pauses to light Cuban cigar with a burning c-note
So not everybody's been having the same luck I have?
:shrug:
<on edit: can't spell 'shrug', apparently... :banghead: >
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:47 AM
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3. I wrote about half of Nickelback's last album. |
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The rest was just recycled from their old albums. (Honestly, the half I wrote was just recycled from their old albums too, but no one seemed to notice.)
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:47 AM
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5. I Love You *SO* Much... |
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:48 AM
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:55 AM
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8. i know, it was the "*SO*" that did it, huh? |
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:52 AM
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7. I have loved so many women! |
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QueenOfCalifornia
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:58 AM
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but that's a lie... right???
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:59 AM
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Sun Sep-30-07 01:02 AM
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14. I'm glad you made it off the island. nt. |
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Sun Sep-30-07 02:05 AM
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18. It's possible the island just got broadband. |
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Sun Sep-30-07 02:13 AM
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I am going to cry now that you TOLD.
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Sun Sep-30-07 01:35 AM
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15. Ahem...Let it be known: I am a virgin! |
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Sun Sep-30-07 01:40 AM
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16. I won the Power ball lottery. |
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Gonna buy me a politician and save America.
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Sun Sep-30-07 01:42 AM
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17. I wrote the Diebold software that "elected" * |
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Sun Sep-30-07 02:41 AM
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I said that a few times and didn't mean it
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