Meet the Mets, greet the Mets, step right up and beat the Mets

[DainBramaged]

Don't bring the kiddies, don't bring the wife

guaranteed to lose your money or life

because the Mets are really dropping the ball

watching those home runs go over the wall

East side, West side everybody leaving town

because the M-E-T-S METS have lost once more


Ah yes, they bring ya to the top of the stairs, and ya get knocked back down again. Year after year, with one of the highest payrolls in the majors, the Mets go home the last day of the season losers. In 2000 the Yanks spanked them and they were never the same. Poor Willie Randolph, chance of a lifetime turned into the choke of a lifetime. I watched one Mets game and it was today until the fourth inning and I knew it was time to stick the fork in.

Sorry Mets fans, maybe my beloved Yanks will be crushed again in three games this week. But I know that I have a couple more games left to watch this year.

[Ptah]

1. I am so old, I remember the 1969 World Series.

Ron Swoboda is my favorite baseball name of all time.

[DainBramaged]

2. Mookie Wilson is mine, and a member uses that name

He is also a Mets fan and probably crushed by the collapse.