Kucinich only got a thousand votes in New Hampshire

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but the good news is that was half the people who saw him speak.

A Kucinich media buy is getting an ad in a bi weekly shoppers guide. If he gets some momentum he may be able to place an ad in the coupon insert of your local paper.

Insiders think he relied too much on his resemblence to the massivley popular "Golem" from Lord of the Rings.

What is it going to take for Joe Lieberman to figure out that he isn't lighting up the night sky? Does he have to finish fourth in his own family?

John Kerry is proving that a candidate doesn't have to actually move to be viable. He has all the facial animation of Keanu Reeves on Zoloft.

Howard Dean was much better when he was playing into the Jed Bartlett fantasy. Rather than try and whip the troops into shape in Iowa he should have admitted to having MS or reminisced about starring in "Badlands".

Now they head to the south where Clark, Edwards and Sharpton will surge and make this whole thing a lot of fun. Edwards is a lot of fun and very positive but may suffer by being compared to Clinton. Who wants another positive, caring, hard working, intelligent man who grew up in touch with the common man running things again. Peace and Prosperity are only fun as long as they last but the neurosis developed growing up in a time of mortal terror can last a lifetime.

Democrats actually have a lot to be proud of with these candidates. All of them can speak about issues, express ideas intelligently and in a stunning departure from what we have grown used to recently, name all three branches of Government.

I was dissapoiinted that in the State of the Union after Bush gave us his opinions on steroids in football he didn't comment on the instant replay rule. Perhaps he could have spoken about steroids in California Governors? I guess that would be too much to hope for.

Anyway, just in case Bush "wins" another election, Im brushing up on my Spanish. Donde esta el refugio de la bomba?