Mom gives birth to 9th child in SUV

[unpossibles]

I can't make up things this funny.
Mom gives birth to 9th child in SUV
CHARLESTON, W.Va. - David Harrah thought he had time for coffee before racing his pregnant wife and their eight children 15 miles to the hospital.
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Sherry Harrah gave birth shortly before dawn Tuesday to the couple's ninth child inside the family's new Ford Expedition alongside U.S. 119 in front of a Toys 'R' Us.
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"I told him it was his fault, that if he'd have left when I first told him to, this wouldn't have happened," she said. "But he had to make coffee and he wanted to wait until 6:30 to get the kids on the bus. I kept telling him, 'We need to go.'"

Harrah and her husband, who is a stay-at-home dad, named their 5-pound, 10-ounce baby girl Carlee, "after the car."
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070927/ap_on_re_us/odd_suv_birth;_ylt=AtznoC8FAU6NOKPJQGQNWhys0NUE


the only way it could have been more perfect would be in the parking lot of walmart

[MiniMe]

1. She has given birth 9 times in her car?

:rofl: Sorry, the headline is pooly written.

edited for grammer

[LeftyMom]

2. I'm sure after 5 or so they pretty much fall out.

OB wards need punch cards. You get three punches you can cash your card in for a free vasectomy or tubal.

[redqueen]

3. ahahahaha

That's a great idea!

Only why not make it two? :)

[LeftyMom]

4. I'd be happy with giving 'em to whoever wants one.

[guitar man]

5. damn, 9 kids

c'mon, it's a vagina, not a Pez dispenser....:hide:

[jeff30997]

6. Bwaahahahahaaa!

You're killing me!:rofl:

[guitar man]

8. :)

sorry, I couldn't resist that one :D

:rofl:

[petronius]

7. If I'm reading that correctly, the other 8 kids were in the car at the time?

It must have been a bit crowded, even without #9 squeezing in (or out)...

[Marrah_G]

12. No no, he waited to put them on the school bus first

Thats why they were late

[formerrepuke]

9. "...Pick that up, wouldja, Dierdre?"..............

[Zookeeper]

10. Well, I almost gave birth to my third child in our car....

When I woke up I knew it was time to head for the hospital. I told Mr. Z. and he insisted that he had to take a shower first, then run out and buy milk for the kids. We finally hit the road and encountered a traffic jam on the freeway.

I must be very stoic, because when we made it to the hospital, the nurses casually sent us to a room. When I couldn't sit down, I said to Mr. Z., "Go get a nurse...NOW!"

The next day, a nurse said to me, "Ohhh. You're the one who came in with the baby in her arms!"

Anyway, at child number nine, I'm surprised she didn't just have the baby in her sleep. :P

[Phillycat]

11. Oh dear.

[Deja Q]

13. So that's why SUVs sell! They're much larger and more comfy than cardboard boxes!!

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