Bush: Brazil cheated at Women's World Cup

[KamaAina]

"Ah heard they had eleven brazillion players on the, the, you know, whatever they call the field over there. I don't know exactly how many that is, but I know it's a lot!" :dunce:

[Dr. Strange]

1. Locking

This is flamebait.

Do not post messages that are inflammatory, extreme, divisive, incoherent, or otherwise inappropriate. Do not engage in anti-social, disruptive, or trolling behavior. Do not post broad-brush, bigoted statements. Do not post puns on the word brazillion. Do not stare directly into the sun. Do not leave home without clean underwear.

Thank you.

[KamaAina]

2. You forgot "Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."

:P

[Dr. Strange]

4. Actually, since this is your first offence...

we will allow you to pass go and collect $200. But, just so you know, we're keeping an eye on you!

[KitchenWitch]

3. Can I go to the Olive Garden

I haz a craving for breadsticks.

[Dr. Strange]

5. You may, but something to keep in mind:

they call it "endless breadsticks," but they cut you off after two brazillion.

[KamaAina]

6. Certainly -- but you MUST breastfeed while you're there

Don't have an infant? Borrow someone else's!

Oh, and don't forget to show your receipt on the way out... :P