TreasonousBastard
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Mon Oct-01-07 05:15 PM
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Two jokes guranteed to get you banned from... |
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any civilized gathering. (courtesy of Sarah Silverman)
Heard about the Jewish pedophile?
"Hey, easy with the candy!"
So, there's this pedophile wlking through the woods at night with a kid. Sudden'y, the weather turns violent, with terrifying wind, rain and lightning.
"I'm scared," says the kid.
"You're scared? I'm gonna have to find my way out of here alone."
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sniffa
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Mon Oct-01-07 05:18 PM
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:rofl:
i do Love a good pedophiLe joke.
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mitchum
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Mon Oct-01-07 06:25 PM
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2. That's why she's going to be my second wife |
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even though she "borrowed" the second joke
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HiFructosePronSyrup
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Mon Oct-01-07 06:29 PM
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3. I heard a few doozies about that missing kid in Portugal. |
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I think I keep my mouth shut though.
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