'Clown Bandit' Tries To Rob Liquor Store (Falls Down and oh, you'll see)

[matcom]

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CLAYTON, Mo. -- Police in the St. Louis area are calling it the case of the "Clown Bandit." A man created a comedy of errors as he broke into a liquor store earlier this week.

The crook was seen on surveillance video stealing booze. But just off camera, he slammed face first into a door. Then he lost his balance, slipped and fell.

He also grabbed some cigarettes and a magazine, police said, and bagged his own goods. But he couldn't get out the window where he came in so he threw all of the stolen items out the window. The liquor bottles then broke.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/01/30/clown_bandit_leaves_store_empty_handed/

[RebelOne]

1. I saw that on the news this morning. Too, too funny.

The dumbest criminal yet. The funniest part is when he throws all his loot out the window. Duh, didn't he realize that glass bottles break when they hit the ground?

[underpants]

2. Not the DICKEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's hard to get someone to be an accomplance when you are a CLOWN!

Who is this CLOWN?!?!

I'm not working witht his CLOWN!!!

-Seinfeld lines.

[matcom]

3. sadly, the Dickel Died

x(

[underpants]

4. Buuuuuh buhbuh buhbuh -------My name is Virgil Cane

and I served on the Danville train
'til Stoneman's calvary came and they tore up the tracks again

THE NIGHT THEY TORE OLD DICKEL DOWN
and all the bells were ringing
THE NIGHT THEY TORE OLD DICKEL DOWN
and the people were singing