Has anyone seen KitchenWitch?

[KitchenWitch]

[Maraya1969]

1. Nope. Not hide not hair.

What does that mean anyway....hide not hair?

[KitchenWitch]

3. I have no clue!

But have you seen the whites of my eyes?

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

24. It's "neither hide nor hair."

:)

It means you haven't seen her in person or any sign of her.

[SPKrazy]

2. i saw her in the back

eating a chili cheese dog or something

:shrug:

[Maraya1969]

5. I told her to stop eating those chili dogs! If she asks me for one more

anti-acid I just quit!

[KitchenWitch]

7. UUURRRPPPPP!

Good eatin'

:P

[Ptah]

4. If you see her, tell her SPK is looking for her.

[KitchenWitch]

6. Will do!

:)

[SPKrazy]

11. hey do tell her that okay?

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

14. Sure thing!

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. I'm not sure....

She was just here.....

I think...

*looks around*


:rofl:

[Lethe]

9. ya dude

[KitchenWitch]

10. Good answer!

:silly:

[billyskank]

12. I see her!

:D

[KitchenWitch]

13. I am just silly, aren't I?

:D

[billyskank]

15. You're just adorable.

:*

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

16. ...

:*:*:*:*

[BlueJazz]

17. She came over to my House for dinner the other night.

We had a nice talk about politics and Life..Etc but I noticed she "Hit" the Wine pretty strong.
After dinner, she said she had to use the bathroom....she was gone for quite some time so I went upstairs to see how she was.
I found her in my room going through the drawers and closets...when I asked what she was doing in there, she just said..."Oh..I thought I heard a "Noise" in here and was checking to make sure everything was alright".

We went back downstairs and she had a few (9) swigs of my wine.
My next door neighbor then knocked on my door to tell me if an expected package had arrived today.
Man oh Man ..KithenWitch came up behind me, saw the woman and started screaming obscenities at her.
"Who is this Bitch ?"...and..."Get the Fuck out of here You Whore...He's MINE!"...If I see your scrawny ass around here any more, I'll kick you like a worn-out football"

I finally got her calmed down and explained that the Woman was just giving me a message.
She started crying and said "That's what they all say...They just get me drunk and use me"

She started up the stairs and explained that she would get the "Bed Ready for some Fun"
I hastily explained that I thought it was a little soon for that since we had just met.
She Blew-up and called me a "Shit-Ass Teaser" and "Mostly likely a fuckin' Queer".

I got her out to her car...she slammed her door so hard the glass broke and then started the engine and did numerous "Wheelies" all over my lawn.... finally getting back on the road and squealing her tires all the way into the next block.

Anyway..it was quite an experience.
I mean...I still like KithenWitch and think she's a wonderful person and all that but try to keep her away from the Liquor.

PS..Ah...if you see her, could you ask her to return my Gold Cuff-links??...they're rather valuable and I miss them..
Bluejazz :)

[NewJeffCT]

18. Last I heard, there were some issues with her rack

Maybe she is getting her problem solved.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Nude?

It's all over the internet. More ubiquitous than the Paris Hilton video.

[madinmaryland]

20. Who's that? BTW, how do I reply to a post?

:silly:

[Parche]

21. Yes right here

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

22. Yes. She's busy these days posting on FreeRepublic.

:P

[LSK]

23. she hangs out in the Sex Thread forum n/t

[lost-in-nj]

25. Don't worry she will show up on

Bounce 'em if you got 'em Friday....

She is such the exhibitionist
and show off


:bounce: :bounce:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[Parche]

26. You dont have any to bounce Kay Sahn

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:hi:


found bouncers

[KamaAina]

27. Nope. Everyone has her on Ignore.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

28. Ah, so that is why I only hear crickets!

:hi:

[Deja Q]

29. Clothed or otherwise?

:hide:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

30. Didn't she shoot some guy in the face over a porn stash or something?

[NMDemDist2]

31. yeah, she was around here a minute ago

begging for a Blackberry

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

32. Not familiar with that movie.

Who's in it?

[Jamastiene]

33. Yeah, she's babelicious too.

Sorry, Mr. KitchenWitch. I cannot help that your wife is such a gorgeous charming babe.

Hey, KW! :hi: :pals: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

34. Only photos.

She ran away before I could find her in Minnesota.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

35. Who?

:P

[KitchenWitch]

36. ...

:P