My Favorite Nursery Rhymes

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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son.
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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass"
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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was
bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car



:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. You're actually Andrew Dice Clay, aren't you.

[Dr. Strange]

2. Pies, you Dumb Ass!

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