Forget the popery, ye olde Puritayn denunciation hall is open! Who has done wrong?

[JVS]

Perhaps witchcraft is to blame!

[Hugin]

1. A WITCH!!!1

I SAWETH A WITCH!

at leastest I thinkith it wereith a witch...

She hadeth a black hat on.

[Common Sense Party]

23. She turned me into a newt.

I got better.

[ashling]

30. OH NO!

a Gingwitch!
:rofl:

[Common Sense Party]

32. ...

:spray:

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. I hast done wrong!

Impure thoughts have plagued me as the shepherd's dog drives sheep.

Hast thou a self-flagellation smiley for to cure me?

[JVS]

4. Who hath caused your mind to dwell on such thyngs?

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Were I to tell thee, thou wouldst share in mine impure thoughts.

Desire thee the lash as well!? Wouldst thou welcome Satan into thy fold?

(boobies)

[JVS]

6. If you nameth not the culpryt how is the burnyng to transpyre?

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. I feare to nameth the culprit (boobies) lest impure thoughts (boobies) impinge upon thee!

(boobies)

[JVS]

20. Who hath shown thee the boobyes and whence can I get look?

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Thee Devil's tool Google shalt reveal all boobies unto thee...

..and thine thoughts and removable harddrives be clouded forever in b-cups and nipplage.

Forsooth! Are thouest listening unto me? I seeketh freedom from thee plague!

Thous hast Googled, havenst thou? Alas! Dost thou not knowest that 58 year-old women shootest thy man in the face for such transgressions?

[XemaSab]

3. Aye, Goody JVS.

We shall smyte ye wycches! An burn tem at ye stake! :o

[SOteric]

7. I denounce matcom and DS1 as unholy perverts.

Not that this is in anyway surprising to the local constabulary.

[JVS]

10. BURN THEM!

[SOteric]

14. No need.

Just leave them a bottle of scotch and box of matches on Chili night and they'll burn themselves.

[MrCoffee]

8. verily i confess unto thee

i did have carnal knowledge of ye olde never-ending pasta bowl, forsooth. woe was unto mine intestines, for they did cramp and spasm as tho impaled on Satan's own pitchfork.

[JVS]

12. BURN THE OLIVE GARDEN!

[AlCzervik]

9. ok

[JVS]

21. HEY MORAN! It's a witch-hunt, not a confessional! Get a brain!

[LSK]

11. I cast the sexith threadith cometh!

[crim son]

13. I accuse not witchcraft

but Man's own evil nature is to blame. And his nakedness, and his hands, and... *sigh*

[Hugin]

15. Thy wereth sayingith?

:batthingeyeiths:

[JVS]

17. I see a BURNYNG in your future!

[crim son]

18. I'm burnyng right now.

I feel the stings and pricks of demons, may God help me.

[Dr. Strange]

19. This doth be a nice post, Hitler.

Welcome thou to mine ignore list!

[Common Sense Party]

22. How can I forget the poutpourri?

[JVS]

24. Unforgettable, that's what it is. Here's a song dedicated to Potpourri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67vekW4hl28

[Zephyrbird]

26. Aye, I be a witch, ye olde withered Puritan.

And I cast roots upon thy twig and berries!!!

:grr:

[JVS]

27. Alas, it has become swollen and enormous!

[Critters2]

28. Good sir, 'tis a twig and berries in yon pocket,

or art thou just gladde to see me?

[JVS]

29. Thine countenance doth gladden both heart and loins

;-)

[Critters2]

31. Thou dost cause mine countenance to blush

:blush:

[Zephyrbird]

33. I set upon thee my birds of the sky to,,

pluck thy berries and snap thy twig.

Hie, sir, to thy foul church les ye be berryless and yon twig be set upon the steeple high.

[krispos42]

34. Goodman JVS, 'tis time to confess to an offense...

a member of the House of Lords hath done committed, with abundant vigor and nary a whit of remorse!

T'was Lord Craig, hisself, I josh ye not! In a privy in yon City o'Lakes, a fortnight before the solstice o'summer, indeed it was, good sir!

Lord Craig, doubtless filled with the immoral and devilish lusts, mayhap sent from Lord of the Flies, Beelzebub himself, did extend solicitous invites of a lewd and lascivious temper to a common goodman in the privy.

Unbeknownest to Lord Craig, t'was not a common goodman in the privy t'all, t'was in sooth one of the High Sheriff's men-at-arms!

Lord Craig hath seen a barrister but in sooth methinks thine stocks would be most effectacious in bringing the sinner Lord Craig into the pure and holy light of the Father who art in Heaven!

[DarkTirade]

35. Thine mother.

[taterguy]

36. A few months ago I started a thread with a fake Sopranos spoiler

Was that wrong?

[JVS]

37. aye, t'was a heinous cryme worthy of an ignore-listing