Video proof of what happens when you jump on Danny Bonaduce and dry-hump him on national TV

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Video clip at the URL below.

Danny Bonaduce threw Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay last night while Fairplay was introducing an award at the FOX Reality Really Awards. Fairplay was getting booed by the audience and when Bonaduce got on stage to let him know he sucked, Fairplay decided this would be a good time to jump on Danny and hump him. Apparently Danny disagreed, because he dropped Fairplay on his face, causing him to lose a few teeth and break a toe. Although I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. It's not like Danny Bonaduce kicked a box of kittens down the stairs. When somebody jumps on your face and humps you, you throw them off. That's what you do. If anything somebody should be giving Danny Bonaduce an award. An Academy Award. For acting. Or a Nobel Prize? I dunno. What am I, some sort of awards expert?

NOTE: The video contains a small amount of violence. If it offends you, you might want to get off the internet and go back to your coloring book.

UPDATE: America's Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says on her blog that she's responsible for the fight and that she's the one who encouraged Danny Bonaduce to go up on stage.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/danny_bonaduce_throws_jonny_fa.php

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Completely off topic...

Your sig rules.

[Hugin]

2. You echo my thoughts exactly.

:D

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Thank you...the moment in "S.O.T.D." in which genius revealed itself.

People who "get" that line know what I'm talking about.

That's who the movie was made for.

:toast:

[DS1]

6. okay, can you explain it for those of us *me* who don't get it?

some sort of reference to another movie?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. Sure...

...it's a tongue-in-cheek homage to a "signature line" in the original black & white "Night Of The Living Dead" that occurs when the brother and sister are visiting the cemetery at the beginning of the movie.

A zombie starts ambling across the grounds. The brother and sister (and the viewer of the film, for that matter) have no idea that anything is out of the ordinary, they think he's simply a messed up old guy.

The brother says, sarcastically, in a voice imitative of Boris Karloff, "They're coming to GET you, Barbara..."

30 seconds later he finds out that the harmless old guy wants his sister for lunch. It's a turning point in the script, and I'm sure Simon Pegg named his mother's character in "S.O.T.D." Barbara just so he could toss in that homage.

:toast:

[DS1]

8. ahh, thanks!

see, part of my problem was that I thought it was a screenshot from Hot Fuzz, and was wondering why I couldn't remember that scene :dunce:

[underpants]

3. Probably staged

that guy was on Survivor and he was once a minor minor minor league pro wrestler (from Danville VA -where EVERYONE is weird). Oh that guy also had his friend claim that his grandmother had died in order to stay on the island.

[idgiehkt]

5. I hope not

that guy is one of the sleaziest people ever. I sure hope it was real. I watched some of that Danny Bonaduce reality show and he has a bad temper so maybe it was for real. :)