Not a punchline thread. Instead, post a random line from the middle of a joke.

[ironflange]

She dials the number and yells, "There's a gorilla on my roof!!"

[triguy46]

1. The whore advertised worldwide for a male virgin.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. 'Oh, no!' the president exclaims

"That's terrible!"




:D

[ironflange]

3. I'm not familiar with that one

How does it go? :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. The guidelines of your thread, as well as everything that's good and holy,

preclude me from indulging your twisted fantasy.

[Zephyrbird]

5. so the nun says, "Oh boy, that's a hard one!"

snarf.

[cloudbase]

6. She asked the sailor

"How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

[Deja Q]

7. 'How big is it?'