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Thu Oct-04-07 02:36 AM
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"Bible Sex Stories" website |
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Thu Oct-04-07 02:42 AM
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1. There's quite a lot of the old in-out, in-out |
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Thu Oct-04-07 02:45 AM
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2. They certainly spent a lot of time getting to "know" each other. |
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Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!
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Thu Oct-04-07 02:54 AM
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3. One of the dirtiest books in print. :) |
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Thu Oct-04-07 06:28 AM
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4. My late father's words exactly. |
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He was an atheist (as am I) and had read the bible cover to cover at least 7 times.
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Thu Oct-04-07 07:24 AM
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5. I teach religious education to 10th graders |
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and this past week we were discussing rachel. her story is right out of young and restless. she has an ugly sister (at least i think so. the story says rachel was shaply (my words) and the sister had nice eyes). man asks faterh for rachels hand in marriage, father says fine work for me for seven years and she is yours. seven years pass and the father pulls a switcheroo at the wedding and after having sex discovers he has the wrong women. father is confronted, and agrees to give him rachel if he works seven more years. man agrees. ugly sister is furtile and gives man 4 kids, rachel is barren. rachel prays to god for kids. still is barren, so she gives husband her handmaiden for sex. has kids with her. ugly sister is pissed about rachel giving handmaiden so she does the samea and he has kids with her. mean time he has kid with rachel and ugly sister again.
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Thu Oct-04-07 07:39 AM
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6. Ist thou a goer? Sayeth no more, Sayeth no more.... |
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Sat Oct-06-07 10:03 AM
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:rofl:
"Nudge, nudge." a classic. :)
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Thu Oct-04-07 07:56 AM
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7. Lot's Daughters got their daddy drunk and they did him |
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All they had to do was wait for the old battle axe wife to become seasoning
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Thu Oct-04-07 09:34 AM
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8. For the visual, the sex, the drugs, the rock and roll and the violence, this is a great site. |
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Edited on Thu Oct-04-07 10:16 AM by achtung_circus
http://www.thebricktestament.com/Genesis 19:33 And the elder slept with her father though he was unaware of her coming to bed or her leaving.
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Thu Oct-04-07 11:19 AM
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9. Sounds so very Republican, doesn't it? n/t |
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Thu Oct-04-07 11:21 AM
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10. This one's my favorite ... |
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Thu Oct-04-07 02:02 PM
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11. But it would be your favourite, wouldn't it? nt |
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