Match Game: "Avery had a wild night. When he woke up, he was in ______"

[Rabrrrrrr]

[raccoon]

1. the army. nt

[asthmaticeog]

2. arwalden's jock strap.

[Susang]

5. More like Arwalden's debt.

If you know what I mean. ;-)

[asthmaticeog]

10. But "jock strap" is funnier than "debt."

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. Jockin' arwalden to my dismay

edit: what do you suppose "joskin"means?

[terrya]

12. This is the correct answer.

arwalden owned the Match Game threads.

I do miss arwalden.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. the hippo pool.

[Deja Q]

4. Alice's Wonderland

:hide:

[Inchworm]

6. Drag n/t

:)

[stuntcat]

26. the winner!

ding ding!
:rofl:

[SacredCow]

35. Hell....

I did that stone cold sober....

[SteppingRazor]

7. bed next to a dead hooker at 3 a.m. with an empty syringe in one hand, an empty...

bottle of Jack in the other, and no recollection how he got to that weird, trashed hotel room on the outskirts of Reno with no money, no friends, and no way of going back.



Beat that, bitches! :silly:

[DS1]

14. okay

on a CIA rendition flight being sucked off by Tom Delay while Dick Cheney licks his asshole, nearby a team of Ninjas are throwing shuriken at Margaret Thatcher's disfigured vagina and two Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are holding sparklers and a vinyl banner which reads "WELCOME TO THE MILE HIGH CLUB"

[SteppingRazor]

16. Nice.

The verb tenses are a little off, but what's a little editing in the face of such a masterpiece? :)

[CreekDog]

20. But everybody hated her for those long-winded and complicated answers

She kind of missed the point of the "Match" in game.

[mainegreen]

8. the Belgian Congo, circa 1932.

[XNASA]

11. flagrante delicto.

:shrug:

[LibraLiz1973]

13. bed with his neighbors, Jessica, Chuck and their dog, Stew.

He had a tennis balled duck taped inside his mouth and his ass itched.

[KamaAina]

15. the men's room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport.

:P

[MrCoffee]

17. General Discussion

[sakabatou]

18. Iraq?

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Pink Floyd's "Arnold Lane"

[LSK]

21. GD!!!

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. -side out

Laying next to Dangerously Amused's pants.

[ohiosmith]

23. "Avery had a wild night. When he woke up, he was in free-fall plunging head first at 150 miles an

hour toward the intersection of Hollywood and Vine"

[NoGOPZone]

24. a stall with Larry Craig

[Felix Mala]

25. the water buffalo enclosure...

See, it was a "wild" night... so he must have gone to the zoo...

[alphafemale]

27. A Wild Nightie nt

[meow2u3]

28. trouble

:)

[alphafemale]

29. "The Sun" on page 3. nt

[JVS]

30. vomit

[MysticalChicken]

31. "Hell" was the first thing that popped into my mind.

I don't know why, as I'm not religious.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

32. ... a stinking oubliette,

lying awkwardly on a heap of soft, lumpy dampness, which Avery gradually realized -- when his bleary, crusted eyes adjusted to the fetid, almost-total darkness broken only by the faint urine-coloured light flickering from a distant ceiling -- was the still-slightly-warm corpse of his hunchbacked Icelandic greengrocer, Hrothgar.

[Sweet Freedom]

33. the jungle. /nt

[evlbstrd]

34. a package of lables.

[datasuspect]

36. a gallery filled with vapid dilletantes who marvelled at each others banality and mistook it for

wit

[alphafemale]

37. hell, in other words

[datasuspect]

38. yes

but all too common.

[Bucky]

39. Focus on the Family painting picket signs.

[hellbound-liberal]

40. As Charles Nelson Reilly might say," He was in...

Brett!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. ROTFL! I think that's the best one yet!

Though the Icelandic grocer Hrothgar gets a nod, as do DS1's and that other guy's funny story-based answers.

:rofl: