What do you do with a drunken’ sailor?

[ohiosmith]

What do you do with a drunken’ sailor?
What do you do with a drunken’ sailor?
early in the morning

way hey, up she rises,
way hey, up she rises
way hey, up she rises
early in the mornin’

Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter
Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter
Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter
early in the mornin’

[mcscajun]

1. The captain's daughter has quite a bite.

(Cat o' nine tails, doncha know.)

Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him,
Early in the mornin'

[ohiosmith]

4. Didn't know that. About the captain's daughter I mean. Thanks for the info.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Shave his balls with a rusty razor,

Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning.

[ohiosmith]

3. :

:rofl:

[mentalsolstice]

8. Yep, you added the best refrain

Many drunken nights I've spent at McGuire's Irish Pub in Pensacola, listening to that one.

[achtung_circus]

5. The Captain's Daughter

Lyin' on the bed with her legs wide open,
Fire in her eyes and her **** still smokin',
She's been ****ed and I ain't jokin',
Earlie in the morning,

[ohiosmith]

6. good one

:thumbsup:

[evlbstrd]

7. Speaking as a former drunken sailor,

It's damn hard to even get close to the captain's daughter.
I don't even want to talk about the razor...

[Inchworm]

9. Take him and shake him, try to wake him.

Take him and shake him, try to wake him.
Take him and shake him, try to wake him.
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

That's what I'd do with a drunken sailor!

:hi:

[OzarkDem]

10. Did you frequent the old Fagans?

This was the popular house sing along song IIRC.

[Parche]

11. Send Them To Ohio

:shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. This should be a poll

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Put him in the brig til he gets sober...

He may hallucinate and think he's in bed with the captain's daughtter. ;-)

[xchrom]

14. does this mean we're going on a long ass car ride?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. No; that's another song.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
94 bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
93 bottles of beer on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
92 bottles of beer on the wall.

*pant, pant* Should I stop now?

[xchrom]

17. ...

:yoiks: :scared:

[Hugin]

16. Don't let him near your credit cards.

*tsk*

[Breeze54]

18. Marry him?

:P

I did!! :rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Hello, Cinderella Liberty.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Take away his apostrophe