I require narcotics.

[Writer]

Well... not really. But they sure would help at the moment.

I wish there was something I could take that wouldn't turn me into Andy Dick, leave me drooling... or worse. :scared:

[malta blue]

1. Weren't you drooling earlier this week...

:P

[Writer]

2. Hehe. Yeah, but that didn't come with a buzz...

Maybe I should go in for dental work requiring nitrous oxide. That would be good. :P

[yellowdogintexas]

4. or get a colonoscopy The IV stuff they give you is a wonderful

high and no hangover either. It is the prep for the scopy that is nasty

[Writer]

5. I dunno... I heard that the barium drink is rather terrible.

(Maybe they make it in cherry?)

[yellowdogintexas]

8. no barium for a colonoscopy, that is for a more different type of

diagnostic procedure. IMHO, if you got to do the prep, may as well get the good test!

[Writer]

17. Throw in an enema, and you have a deal!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. You rang?

;)

[Writer]

6. Ringa-dinga-linga my friend!

*Poke poke*

Is that a toothy white smile I see?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. It's here to guide your way out of the darkness.

:D

[Writer]

19. ... out of the darkness...

and into a grey haze. ;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. Ooh, that smell, can you smell that smell?

:rofl:

[Writer]

24. That smell that's around yoooooooou!

(I never quite understood that song.) LOL!

[RetroLounge]

7. Can I be your drug of choice?

:loveya:

RL

[Writer]

13. I'll smoke your pipe anytime...

:9

[Taverner]

9. I've never known cannabis to turn me into Andy Dick

Now alcohol - different story.

[Writer]

14. LOL...

alcohol is my only drug of the moment... other than buproprion... and herbal tea... and sugar.

(I am PATHETIC!)

[Taverner]

18. I used to never drink

Lately I have been though - I am just loving the taste of hops these days and loves me a good IPA.

And I already feel stupider.

When I just 420'd, I never felt or acted stupid.

[Writer]

20. You should come up here: this is the microbrewery capital of America.

New Belgium... Left Hand... Budweiser... etc.

[Taverner]

21. Ahhhh one of these days I want a brew tour through MN, WI and MI

Oregon is our brew belt - and they do some amazing things with malt, yeast and hops too.

But I want to go on a beerquest and somehow end up in Flint, MI - the land of my people :)

[Writer]

22. You should come through Northern CO while you're at it.

You can drink while staring at mountains. :P

[Taverner]

25. I was envisioning at one point a 'Beerquest' to find the worlds best beer

Start in SF - drive through OR, WA, ID, UT, CO, and on to MN, WI, MI and then through Canada through Toronto and Montreal, then down to DC via the eastern seaboard and then catching a flight to Europe for a European quest...

Maybe write a book about it?

[Writer]

26. "Around the Tavern in 80 Days"

by Taverner

:rofl:

[Taverner]

27. LOL

[Deja Q]

11. Wasn't that a cereal General Mills put out in 1968?

Oops, that's Kelloggs (or the street name FOR a narcotic?)

[Writer]

15. According to yellowdogintexas I really ought to be eating:

[Jamastiene]

12. I want some too.

And I DO want some that will leave me drooling. I can put on a bib before I take them. I don't mind. Really, I don't. :P I need to get blitzed for a day or 2 to feel right again after that week long headache I just had. If anything, I deserve some pleasure after that much pain. :P

[Writer]

16. Ooh. I'm sorry about your week long headache!

Ouch!

Is sounds like you needed pain killers.

I once took a pain killer, and man was that a rush! I stopped, however, because I didn't want to turn into Rush Limbaugh.

[Guava Jelly]

28. Hey you!!

You are a drug yourself.
And we are all addicts
:D :hi:

[Writer]

29. I suppose that makes you a good chaser.

;)

[Guava Jelly]

31. With game like you my friend can ya blame me

:D :loveya:

[Writer]

33. ...

:blush:

[Roon]

30. Uppers...Downers.....

all a rounders.

[Writer]

32. Big macs, fries, and

quarter pounders.

(carbs are great drugs, too ;)

[Roon]

34. Oh, yes they are.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

35. Lol, I just posted a thread about weed without even reading this.

I wouldn't mind some either.

[Writer]

36. We have that narcotic-induced karmic connection.

:smoke:

[SPKrazy]

37. wow writer...

narcotics :P

meh, depends what you call narcotics i guess

:shrug:

[Writer]

38. Currently they're in liquid form...

although some people wouldn't call that a narcotic.

There are some days, however, where I wish I could completely lose my sense of self...

... but I'm too scared to lose any more than that.