Men of DU -- Would you date a bad woman?

[KitchenWitch]

:P

Apologies to Connonym

[Parche]

1. If Your bad I am bad

:bounce: :bounce: :hi:

Your place or mine?

[Inchworm]

2. Indeed!

:hi:

[Mike03]

3. I did

and have very mixed feelings about the experience. In one sense I cherish it, but in another sense, it traumatized me for quite a while. So, I suppose you could call it a paradox.

[Taverner]

4. I have

Married now, but bad women made for badass sex.

[PRETZEL]

33. just wait til the badass sex stops

then you're just stuck with a bad woman.

(sorry, only a joke. hope your wife is still the way she was when you met her. mine sure as hell isn't)

[Taverner]

35. With wifey I wised up and married a good girl :)

[PRETZEL]

37. well at least one of us was smart

;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

5. LOL!

Good one!


:thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

6. More times than I can count

They're the ones that like to have "fun"

[JVS]

7. Do you mean one that can't cook well, keeps a messy house, and holds faulty eucharistic theology?

No. Never.

[KitchenWitch]

8. I got two out of three...

What is my prize?

[JVS]

9. A trip to Concordia's school for bad cooks and housekeepers!

;-)

[KitchenWitch]

10. I am a good cook!

It is the housekeeping and the Eucharistic whatchamajiggy thing that I am not down with.

[SOteric]

11. If by 'date' you mean:

buy her a drink before they go back to his place, then I suspect your only holdouts would be the gay dudes and one or two of the happily monogamous crowd.

[Bucky]

14. I think by "date" she means taken core samples to estimate her geological epoch

Once you go Jurassic, you never go back.

[SOteric]

15. Ooooh, snap!

I can appreciate a pun more than the next person, dude. But I definitely know that there are two things you never want to suggest to a woman: a) "Yes, those pants really do make your ass look fat," and b) "You're so old we'll need to carbon date a core sample to figure out which epoch you're from."

[EstimatedProphet]

12. I have enough in the past

[Bucky]

13. Bad at what?

Bad at singing? She sounds perfect for me.

[SPKrazy]

16. if bad is "bad"

and not bad

:P

what?

[DarkTirade]

17. Would I? No. Have I? Unfortunately, yes. :P

[KitchenWitch]

18. awww

x(

[DarkTirade]

21. That's okay, I was smart enough to say enough's enough...

after the third time we broke up... :P

After that I was about ready to say screw it and just date boys... but I've heard enough about the gay dating scene in this area from my old roommate to know that the grass is just as green on both sides... because there's plenty of bullshit to fertilize the aforemntioned grass on both sides of the fence.

[Wapsie B]

19. Ummmmmmmmm..........that's the goal of my quest..........

specifically a good woman on the verge of going bad........... :evilgrin:

Dear God Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

20. HEHEHE!

:7

[Mythsaje]

22. What do you mean by "bad?"

The mother of my kids was a bartender who scared the crap out of big hairy bikers. She could do "psycho-eyes" better than just about anyone I've ever known.

Is THAT bad?

[KitchenWitch]

23. If that is what you want to define as bad

:)

She sounds like my kind of woman!

:hi:

[Mythsaje]

25. I tend to pick the kind of women who don't take crap from anyone...

least of all me. LOL

I'm just so easy-going I suppose I need something to balance that out.

[KitchenWitch]

26. At least you always know where you stand

or sleep...

;)

[Ptah]

24. Yes I did.

Oops.

[hiphopnation]

27. at first i thought it said "bald"

and i was about to respond "Hell yes! We need to get away from the conventional definitions of beauty."

HA!

but hell, i MARRIED a bad woman and that's part of the reason I married her...

[KitchenWitch]

28. Actually, this thread is a copycat of the 'bald' woman thread...

:hi:

:evilgrin:

[hiphopnation]

29. so i wasn't seeing things!

and i'm not THAT drunk...forgive me, the bush admin has driven me to drink harder than i'd like and i get silly.

but hey, if i were single i'd date bald AND bad women. FUCK CONVENTION!!

are you a fan of Bowie?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7000447

[Burma Jones]

30. I did......I just didn't marry one.....

[Orsino]

31. I have a note from Epstein's mother's doctor.

I claim already having married a bad woman as an exemption.

[Morrisons Ghost]

32. Hang on

I have to ask my wife for permission!

[TommyO]

34. "bad woman"?

Is that what they become after they've reached their expiration, or use by, date?

[Jimbo S]

36. Never had the opprotunity

Darn. I wanted to be a bad boy.