Nuns get into fist-fight

[Archae]

I just hope they don't make it a habit... :evilgrin:

Convent closed after nuns in fist-fight
From correspondents in Rome
October 01, 2007 10:02am

Article from: Agence France-Presse

A CONVENT in southern Italy is being shut down after a quarrel among its last three remaining nuns ended in blows.

Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista, reportedly upset about their mother superior's authoritarian ways, scratched her in the face and threw her to the ground at Santa Clara convent near Bari in an incident in July that was kept quiet until now.

Archbishop Giovanni Battista Pichierri tried to reconcile the nuns but finally decided in late August that they had "clearly lost their religious vocation'' and asked the Vatican for permission to close the convent.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22510739-23109,00.html

[FloridaJudy]

1. I wouldn't want to piss off any nuns

Who knows what they might retaliate with?

[Jamastiene]

2. I'm a truly perverse person.

My first thought was "Did they kick any habits." But then my second thought was, "Are there pictures?" I should be :spank: for that. I'm such a pev.

[Archae]

3. You don't want to mess with THIS one!

:D

[Jamastiene]

10. I've always had an understanding with dominant women...

I'm under and they are standing. :P

[xchrom]

4. signs of the Apocalypse...

[graywarrior]

5. They've had lots of practice beating the crap out of me in parachial school

[Archae]

6. No wonder they did...

It's PAROCHIAL!!! :spank:

:-)

[graywarrior]

8. Nuns made me not look at the keyboard when I was learning how to type

or they'd beat my face with rosary beads.

WTF.

:silly:

[Bucky]

7. Mods, please merge this thread with the "DU men, do you date 'bad' women?" thread

Of course you CAN date a nun. Just don't get into the habit.

[JTG of the PRB]

9. Awww, man... I was hoping for something like this:

Boxing Nuns are nuthin' but fun!

[deucemagnet]

11. "See? You're not so tough, Batman!"

Extra points to anyone who remembers that joke. :P

[Orrex]

12. After the fight the victorious one left the scene first...

And the other one was second to nun.

[Orrex]

13. The instigator was banged up pretty badly

But the other one was nun the worse.

[Orrex]

14. Wow. Yet another thread slain in its tracks

Look on my posts, ye mighty, and despair!

[radfringe]

15. call vince mcmann and tell him to set up a cage match with nuns