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nyhuskyfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:13 PM Original message |
Post A Corny Joke That Makes You Laugh |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
1. Somebody posted a really good one the other day in the thread |
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Beausoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:15 PM Response to Reply #1 |
16. Ahhh...yup. That's a minimalist goodie. |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 11:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
23. That one's hilarious when told by a three-year-old |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
2. one some old redneck told me: |
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Tafiti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
3. So this horse walks into a bar... |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:22 PM Response to Reply #3 |
19. Ha. I always liked that one too. nt |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
4. Two atoms are walking down the street, |
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darkstar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. What did the snail say up on the turtle's back? |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
6. Two nuns are in the bath. |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:11 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. I don't get that one. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:29 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. It takes awhile. It's a play on the word... |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. This one, as stupid as it is, always manages to crack me up.. |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 11:14 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. Bad boy! Bad boy! Bad bad bad!!!!! |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 09:33 AM Response to Reply #7 |
79. I still love it. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. So a sandwich walks into a bar |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. Have you ever smelled |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
10. Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
11. Two. |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:02 PM Response to Original message |
12. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
13. Two guys walk into a bar... |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
15. Hubby used to tell this one a lot when the kids were little: |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:01 AM Response to Reply #15 |
27. What do you call a cow with two legs? |
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kath (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 10:08 AM Response to Reply #27 |
45. BWAH! |
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Zephyrbird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:19 PM Response to Reply #27 |
57. So, what do you call a cow with an abortion? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 08:04 PM Response to Reply #57 |
76. There's only one more cow one I know of... |
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Dukkha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
17. two guys see a dog licking himself |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
18. What do you do with an elephant with three balls? |
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silvershadow (321 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
20. A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer... |
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Digit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
22. What's the difference between an elephant and a booger? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:02 AM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Says you. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
25. A priest, an alcoholic, and a pedophile walk into a bar. |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-04-07 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
26. Two peanuts were walking down the street |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:05 AM Response to Original message |
29. A duck walks into a bar |
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_testify_ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 10:52 AM Response to Reply #29 |
51. That is comedic genius! |
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Sequoia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:57 PM Response to Reply #29 |
67. Funniest so far! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:28 AM Response to Original message |
30. A bear walks into a bar and says |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:33 AM Response to Original message |
31. Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 08:05 PM Response to Reply #31 |
77. That's horribl....y funny. |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 10:09 AM Response to Reply #77 |
80. I'm agnostic... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:38 AM Response to Original message |
32. What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot-dog vendor? |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 06:50 AM Response to Original message |
33. Where do you find a dog without legs? |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 07:23 AM Response to Original message |
34. WHY CABB'T GHOSTS HAVE BABIES? |
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_testify_ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 07:37 AM Response to Original message |
35. Two muffins are in an oven |
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MysticalChicken (832 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 02:47 PM Response to Reply #35 |
54. That made me laugh way more than it should have. |
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Tafiti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:07 PM Response to Reply #54 |
71. No worries! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 08:46 AM Response to Reply #35 |
78. That one is so old... and yet it has never failed to make me laugh every time I've heard it. :) |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 07:45 AM Response to Original message |
36. Here's a pretty good one. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 07:48 AM Response to Original message |
37. Well my favorite |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
38. What;'s the difference between an oral thermometer and anal |
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peacefreak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
39. What's invisible & smells like carrots? |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
40. What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
41. What do blondes and screen doors have in common? |
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Sweet Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
42. My kid's favorite... |
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DeposeTheBoyKing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
43. A couple I made up: |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
44. What do you do to fix loose walls? |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
46. you know what's funny? |
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soleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
47. Knock knock who's there interrupting cow interruting cow w - MOO |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
48. "Didja hear about the baby seal... |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
49. why are babies so fragile? |
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Locrian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
50. sports knock knock |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
52. God, Allah and the Buddha walk into a bar... |
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momto3 (497 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
53. My 8 year old daughter told me this one... |
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sasquatch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 02:51 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Did you beat her after that? |
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Zephyrbird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
56. two hillbillies are eating in a diner. |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
58. What's brown and sticky? |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:30 PM Response to Reply #58 |
72. What do aligators and a can of peaches have in common? |
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Jaap (27 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
59. Adam & Eve - ROFL in Paradise.. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
60. What do you call a masturbating cow? |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
61. Beverly Hills 90210, |
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newcriminal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
62. what kind of bee |
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Kool Kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
63. A mushroom walks into a bar and |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
64. How do you circumcise a whale? |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
65. A bear and a rabbit are in the woods..... |
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Mendocino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
66. A priest, pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar... |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
68. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
69. A skeleton walks into a bar... |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
70. A guy goes to see his doctor. |
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73. What happens when ducks fly upside down? |
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74. Q. what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-05-07 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
75. Guy with a dog walks into a bar in a rough neighborhood.... |
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cathandler (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-06-07 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
81. Funniest. Chicken. Joke. Ever. (ewwww factor) |
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