I'm trying to use a stolen credit card number to subscribe to porn sites

[petronius]

and it's not working. Am I doing something wrong? Could the person have blocked the number or something? Please help!

[nyhuskyfan]

1. You know...

If you had just asked, I would have let you look at all the porn sites I subscribe to. You didn't have to steal my card.

[petronius]

4. You're into 'box turtle on man' erotica, too?

Cool! I'll add you to the mailing list...

;)

[nyhuskyfan]

7. OK

I'm truthfully more into Galapagos, but I don't want to come off as speciesist.

[petronius]

11. Fair enough - once you go Galapagos, you never go backagos (or something

like that.) Off topic, the funniest noise I ever heard was the mating cry of the male Galapagos tortoise. (And for the record, he was getting it on with a female tortoise, and I was watching from outside the zoo enclosure. And by "watching" I mean observing in a 100% non-prurient way.)

[Ptah]

2. So you're the one.

[petronius]

5. Cool picture - the little reflection in (your?) iris is trippy

It looks like the photographer took the picture in a mirror, and the face/hands are reflected in the eye. Looks like a hat-brim too...

(Can't look at it too long, however; I feel watched...)

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Careful with that

[petronius]

6. Nice... Is that a glittery blue throwing star (from the Hello Kitty ninja line),

or is it just a starfish?

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Dunno.

Ask Darth.;-)

[Darth_Kitten]

12. Hey........this is serious..........

Is porn big in San Diego? :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

8. d00d

there are sites that you don't need a credit card for...

:rofl: :rofl:

I know this is a joke or whatever :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

10. IBTL.

Dumbass, don't keep trying if it's not working. :rofl:

Don't you know it's better to go find back doors into porn sites? PM me, I shall lead you into temptation. :rofl: :P

[petronius]

14. Heh heh - you said "back door"...

You and DS1 (below) are right; if it ever takes me more than 15 nanoseconds to obtain porn without a credit card, I will box up my computer and use it as a coffee table...

[Jamastiene]

16. Bwahahaha!!!!

:rofl:

Ain't it the truth? I don't even know why some sites bother with age verification. I've found more porn looking for game demos than anything else. Found some good stuff that way too. }(

[DS1]

13. If you need a credit card to browse a porn site, you suck at the Internets

Box up your computer, and start an account with your local porn video rental store

[snailly]

15. I have an extra credit card if you need it

Just pm me and I'll send it to you. Can't be too careful!