Please stop PMing me and asking me to do Photoshops of you

[DS1]

or your family, or your kids, or your favorite photo. Please stop referring requests to me if you don't know how to do them yourself. I'm not your utility belt.

Thank you.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. But that pic of me in my thong was so fetching.

You even said you would do a source photo for me.

:cry:

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Unless you're willing to pay Halliburton-type rates.

</DS1's agent>

[DS1]

8. My rates are low

Lower than Halliburton anyway.

[GOPisEvil]

9. You haven't seen my fees.

;)

[DS1]

11. fine

tack 80% on top of whatever you're charging

[GOPisEvil]

12. We'll be rich!!111!

Or something.

[Sugar Smack]

3. Aw. Bless your heart.

:rofl: I've never sent you that request, have I? Only my onliest snarkey observations, and maybe a few medical questions.

[idgiehkt]

7. medical questions?

wow, the D in DS1 stands for Doctor. Who knew? ;) :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

18. I may have done so when on the wrong medication.

I may have needed a second opinion. :P :pals:

[DS1]

10. I did whip your ass in a design contest, once

:)

[Sugar Smack]

13. I was being interrupted by my boss!

You sincerely kicked my ass on that one. Nobody designs a band flyer better than you. Nobody. :D

[DS1]

I'm digging it up

I still laugh at it :smooch:

[Sugar Smack]

19. Please tell me you put your flyer in your journal.

That was the most representational band flyer I have ever seen. :wow: :loveya: I don't mean maybe.

[DS1]

20. found it

now THAT was fun!

[Redstone]

22. Uh, I have to tell you something:

I'm more than a little bit impressed, right now.

We need to talk. I may have more work for you.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

23. Oh, GOD! *LOL* It's like BOB DOBBS all over again.

Thank you for that. You'll never know. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :patriot:

[flvegan]

4. Hey, I stopped.

Back off.

Having talent sucks for you.

[DS1]

5. I asked for a reasonable source

You backed off. Sucka

[flvegan]

25. Oh, yeah? Well you...you...

you have farty pants.

So there.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. All I can say is.....

:scared:

I refuse to post photos of myself on the internets.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Especially after you see what he is capable of.

:rofl:

Just ask LaraMN.

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. I've seen, I've seen.

:rofl:

[DS1]

26. The sad thing is

What you've all seen is less than five minutes work, if it takes longer than 5 minutes, I dump it and forget it.

I'm busy :D

[Ptah]

14. OK.

[johnnie]

15. Fine!

I'll just try to airbrush Jessica Alba out of the picture myself. That's all I need, a sex scandal spread all over the internets with her and some unknown guy named johnnie. x(

[DS1]

21. rock on, brother

and congratulations on the Alba-banging, as you implied she doesn't do much for me, but more power to you!

[johnnie]

24. Ha

Honestly I don't even know who she is, I couldn't think of anyone so I just searched for a name I recognized. I didn't put much thought into my attempt at humor. :(

[idgiehkt]

27. Dark Angel rulez!!

They always seem to go blond in the end, for some reason. I think she is much more attractive as a brunette

[Sugar Smack]

28. Could you make me blue & put me in Paris?

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

:applause:

[Ptah]

29. ooh ooh, I can!

[idgiehkt]

30. that is sublime

wow. :)

Hi ptah! :hi:

[Ptah]

33. Thank you, my friend.

:blush:

[Sugar Smack]

31. Ptah, you're dangerous.

:rofl: I *heart* you. :loveya:

[Ptah]

34. Boo!

[DS1]

36. yes

[Ptah]

40. Do not PM me to do your visuals.

[Sugar Smack]

37. Je t'aime, mon amie.

What's up with the startling pic, babe? You can do a scary sunflower, right? :bounce:

[Ptah]

38. Fasten your seatbelt, youngn'

[Sugar Smack]

42. Done, and done. Although that was one of the more

attractive sunflowers I've seen. I love your walks through neighborhoods & how you take us with you.

[DS1]

32. nah

I'd rather just look at it

[Sugar Smack]

39. Hah! Where're yours, sweet? have I confused you with

asthmaticeog, who put up the great pics of you/him in the alps? :yourock: :pals:

[Breeze54]

35. I never have but...OK!!!

:P

[Fenris]

41. I can't believe anyone *asks* to be put through such torture.

Usually, the honor of a DS1 photoshop is foisted upon people with or without their consent.

:patriot:

[DarkTirade]

43. Well, if we can't PM you... can we just ask you in this thread here? :)