I am having SO much fun!

[LaraMN]

Today I spent no less than an hour scrubbing Jack's poo off his bedroom walls, floor, dresser, shelves, and bedding.

SophieMN spent all evening turning various shades of pale and threatening to vomit.

I tripped over a pilates ring and stubbed my toe, AND I slammed my spine into the arm of a chair and now it hurts real bad.

I am chewing my last piece of nicotine gum and I can't get to the store to get any more.

Best of all, NoelMN told me that I look "really tired- not like you're sleepy; just like your face is tired. Actually maybe you just look old."



Oh well. I'll eat all the little suckers' popsicles while they're sleeping and then tomorrow we'll see who's whining!

[Jamastiene]

1. I think you win the "Shittiest Day of All" Award.

Hands down.

:hug: :pals:

[LaraMN]

4. Lol!

Shittiest, at least in the literal sense, eh?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Oh my gawd, Lara.

I'd be a raving lunatic by now.

[LaraMN]

5. There WAS one shining moment!

When I was returning the steamer to the hall closet after a rousing bout of carpet de-crapping, I found my missing fire topaz ring on the floor of the closet. It had been lost for months and I thought I'd dropped in the garden and would never see it again. It was worth cleaning the poo to find that!

:bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Nice!

Glad you found it. :bounce:

[deucemagnet]

3. ...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s showed up.

Look on the bright side! No C.H.U.D.s yet! :)

[LaraMN]

7. Do I want to know

what a "CHUD" is?

:scared:

[deucemagnet]

12. Sorry, sometimes I forget I'm old.

It's an old horror flick: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087015/

and I was referencing a quote from the Simpsons:

Homer Simpson's recollection of his first trip to New York City ends with "...and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came after me." Marge responds: "Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the Pimps and C.H.U.D.s."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_City_of_New_York_vs._Homer_Simpson

When the CHUDs come after you, that's when you've had a *really* bad day!

[Jamastiene]

13. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

Or at least that is what that meant in the movie, C.H.U.D.

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. Sounds like you need a hug form a Newbie --

:hug:

[LaraMN]

8. As long as you don't smell like poo.

:D
:hug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. no. chamomile tea, okay?

fresh brewed...care for a cuppa?

[KitchenWitch]

10. And I thought the poo flingers in GD were bad...

:hug:

Hope tomorrow is a better day!

:loveya:

[Critters2]

14. And I thought I was having a shitty week.

Thanks for the uplifting message!!



Hope things get better for you.

[MrScorpio]

15. Somebody needs a hug

:hug: