Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Blue_Roses]

DR. PHIL'S ANSWER:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize
that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE"
of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid
he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before
adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH'S ANSWER:
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part
of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W BUSH'S ANSWER:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see
it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

D I C K CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

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