Agent Mike, Plan Z is authorized

[liberaltrucker]

Repeat, Plan Z is authorized.
Respond on frequency A code R.

That is all.

[Ptah]

1. Arlo said it best:

This next song we're going to dedicate to a great American
organization. Tonight I'd like to dedicate this to our boys
in the FBI.

Well, wait a minute. It's hard to be an FBI man. I mean, first
of all, being an FBI man, you have to be over 40 years old.
And the reason is that it takes at least 25 years with the
organization to be that much of a bastard. It's true. You just
can't join, you know. It needs an atmosphere where your
natural bastardness can grow and develop and take a
meaningful shape in today's complex society.

<snip>

And that's why tonight I'd like to dedicate it to every FBI
man in the audience. I know you can't say nothin', you know,
you can't get up and say "Hi!" cause then everybody knows
that you're an FBI man and that's a drag for you and your
friends.

They're not really your friends, are they? I mean, so you can't
get up and say nothin' 'cause other wise, you gotta get sent
back to the factory and that's a drag for you and it's an
expense for the government, and that's a drag for you.





Nice to see Mike again.


:hippie:

[liberaltrucker]

8. Thanks for the flashback!

:hippie:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear liberaltrucker!

But what about the children?

Won't you think about the children? :cry:



:hug:

Nice to see you tonight, sweetie!

[liberaltrucker]

4. Ve have der kindervolk in mind

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Sigh - the terrarists have won.

:(




































:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

5. Yeah, just like the Twins.

Rockies (or Cubs) rule!

:rofl:

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

7. OUCH!

You have mortally wounded me! :cry:






























:rofl:

I am rooting for the NL this year in the WS!

[liberaltrucker]

9. Me too!

I'm a long-suffering Cubs fan.

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

11. I sure hope the Cubbies do it this time!

:)

[liberaltrucker]

13. Or the Rockies

ANYBODY but the Yanks or BoSox!

:banghead:

[KitchenWitch]

15. I hear that

You would think that baseball only exists in New York City and Boston, the way the sportswriters go on and on...

:grr:

[liberaltrucker]

19. You got that shit right!

:grr:

Bedtime for LT. Nite.

:beer:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. The fecal matter has collided with the rotating turbine blades.

THAT is all.

[Inchworm]

10. The hen is in the basket -- eggs scattered in the pan

repeat

The hen is in the basket -- eggs scattered in the pan

Mr Guffaw speaks his name

repeat

Mr Guffaw speaks his name

over-out

[liberaltrucker]

12. Code received and verified

You know what to do.

:patriot:

[Inchworm]

14. The mop has been soaked

No need to intervene.

Mr Guffaw pickled the eggs

repeat

Mr Guffaw pickled the eggs

Request authority for 3-1-1 to distract

over

[liberaltrucker]

17. Granted

Mike, in his infinite wisdom, has given me authority to get some sleep.
My job is done, for now.

[Inchworm]

18. no one look here!

that is all...

[Nevernose]

16. I forget: Was Plan Z the Zionist plot or the Homosexual Agenda?

Personally, I think we should combine those two conspiracies and work to infiltrate the Holy Land with Rothschild-funded gay Jewish kindergarten teachers.

That should really blow the minds of the current inhabitants of the Middle East, and everywhere else, too. And we can deny all culpability by blaming it on the greatest of all evils: the ever-present and nefarious "teacher's unions."