it's PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THEATER TIME!!!!!

[datasuspect]

"mommy what does "pretext" mean?"

[Tyler Durden]

1. "Did DADDY ask you to say that, honey? DID HE???"

[radfringe]

2. I'm just saying it leaves the wrong impression...

[Hugin]

3. "This is not your mother's house! Clean up after yourself."

[Hugin]

4. "Stop stealing food! (I spit in mine)"

[Phillycat]

5. NOTHING is WRONG. GOD.

[Corgigal]

6. Oh, lets do what you want to do

it's not that my opinion matters much anyway.

[Hugin]

7. "Unless you are Britney or Paris... Don't leave your underwear in the bathroom."

[Fran Kubelik]

8. I should just shut up.

It doesn't matter what I say anyway. Really.

+pause+

Sigh.............

[Tyler Durden]

9. As an aside, LOVE your name!

The Apartment made me fall in love with Shirley MacLaine, and want to be Jack Lemmon.

[Hugin]

10. "Don't eat the coffee mints!"

Sure... Fine... I don't even know what coffee mints are.

[Phillycat]

11. No offense intended, but...

you don't really know what passive agressive is either. :)

[Hugin]

13. I am quite aware of what passive aggressive is...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passive-aggressive_behavior

However, due to the fact an Internet Forum is an active process it does not lend itself to
a true display of 'passive'. A 'passive' response would be to not post at all.

:hi:

[Phillycat]

15. I...your responses to the thread aren't passive agressive responses

They're more like nagging, or something. Like a stereotypical Jewish mother, maybe.

Listen, I'm really not trying to give you grief, or make you mad. I just...you don't really get the humor, I don't think. If you read the other responses on the thread, it might help. Radfringe and Corgigirl have it nailed. :hi:

[Hugin]

18. I will quote directly from the DSM-III...

"Does not express hostility or anger openly - (ex. expresses it instead by leaving notes)"

I am leaving whining notes about various pet peeves.

Have a nice day. :)

[Dora]

31. Now that's truly passive-aggressive in action!

"no offense, but"

:rofl:

[rug]

12. I am always charmed by your posts.

[datasuspect]

17. "charmed" like heartburn?

you're one of my favorite posters in this here internet talk thingy.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. No it's not.

[datasuspect]

16. yes it is.

because i say so.

so what is the memo today?

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Now look what you've done; you've driven me to drink.

[datasuspect]

21. morning drinking!!!!

morning drinking can be pretty fun.

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. It's all because of you! Just wait 'till your father gets home.

[radfringe]

19. **to dog or cat while petting same ** you understand me don't you?

[Phillycat]

22. Oh my god, you know my grandmother!

:rofl:

[radfringe]

23. no, I know MY paternal grandmother ....

my mother and her mother had the "guilt" market cornered in our neighborhood
(italian-catholic)

[Phillycat]

24. Italian Catholic here too...

Typical quote: "No, no, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. You go and have a good time. Don't even think of me for a second. It's time for the young people to have their fun. Comes a time when all that's over. But really, go. Have a wonderful time. I'll be here. Alone."

:rofl:

Man, aren't you a lesbian? How'd THAT go over? :D

[radfringe]

25. fine once they got over the shock

of finding out my brother is also gay...

my partner is Jewish, she maintains her mom has the lock on the guilt market - but I keep telling her that italians are the lost tribe..... lol

[Phillycat]

27. I'm glad they are good to you.

I would have expected more...fireworks. At least it would have been with my family. :hug:

[radfringe]

30. they were actually more upset

over my youngest sister dropping out of high school... lol

[zanne]

26. That's OK. Don't mind my bad heart.....nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. bless your heart.