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Fri Oct-05-07 11:52 AM
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My newest stream of consciousness porn.... |
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No, not really.
That'd be rad, though!
I think I'll try to write some... heh... this oughtta be interesting. :)
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Fri Oct-05-07 11:55 AM
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I never thought this would happen to me...
:P
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Fri Oct-05-07 11:58 AM
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3. I was delivering a pizza to a house in one of those swanky areas |
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It was a lovely pizza, just the right amount of cheese, with my favorite toppings. It was almost enough to make me quit my job right then, and take it home for myself, but discipline prevailed, aided by the hope of a decent tip. This pizza was the round incarnation of God himself, it looked so delicious. The smells coming out of that warming bag tickled my nostrils ever so teasingly.
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Fri Oct-05-07 11:59 AM
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4. You suck at stream-of-consciousness writing. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:02 PM
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9. He doesn't suck that badly. |
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I am REALLY hungry for pizza now!
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:07 PM
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treat them mean to keep them keen, you know? ;)
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:02 PM
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10. I get out my car, and on the way to the door, I see the form of a totally stacked woman |
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walking across the hard wood floor. It doesn't look like she's wearing much. This pizza is a burning a hole through my heart. This pizza is the Ark, and I fear that if I open the box my face will melt like that Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark, just from its awesome collaboration of ham, cheese, and sausage. I cry at the idea of handing it over to this brunette who is now impatiently tapping her high-heeled toe waiting for me to start the transaction. I barely notice that the shoes are the only thing she's wearing. I want to fuck this pizza so bad.
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:03 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:05 PM
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17. Something shiny caught my attention... |
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It was round.
She was round.
They were round.
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Fri Oct-05-07 11:57 AM
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Fri Oct-05-07 11:59 AM
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5. I've only tried a few times... |
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hahah... it turns out I'm SO not good at it! :rofl:
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:00 PM
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6. I'm told I am. It probably helps that i'm a perv. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:01 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM
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What does that even mean? |
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That's like being too intelligent. Or too happy. Too pervy--it makes NO sense!
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM
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28. Clowns. Priests. Animals. |
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I should be locked up, really.
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:23 PM
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This thread is not complete without pictures.
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:01 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:04 PM
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12. You LOVE the teasing! |
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Don't even try to act like you don't.
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:04 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:08 PM
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22. Are you teasing me about pizza toppings now? |
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Oh god, mushrooms...yes! Fuck yes! You like that pepperoni, baby? You want that?
:rofl:
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:09 PM
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23. is your oven ready for me? |
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM
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My oven is hot! Hot enough to burn! |
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You want to be in that oven, don't you, baby? You want to be all the way inside...
My employees are looking at me. I just snorted aloud.
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:12 PM
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30. fuck off, I don't like fire |
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM by janesez
I got a little overexcited. :D
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:10 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:04 PM
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Toss a few challenges in there like...
You cannot use the words wet, deep or tongue.
Also it must have a happy ending :evilgrin:
:hi:
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:05 PM
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16. Isn't that the point? |
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:08 PM
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21. It could be hot intense mental foreplay |
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where the happy ending involves 2 consenting adults and an afghan.
Better more gushing point there I think. :evilgrin:
:loveya:
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM
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26. Do you mean a blanket or a dog? |
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Just how pervy ARE you, anyway?
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:15 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:17 PM
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34. Spelling is optional with hillbilly streams |
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(sounds like) afgan. A blanket that hangs on the back of the couch and is itchy.
:rofl:
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:20 PM
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38. Or it could have been someone from Afghanistan... |
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I didn't even consider that you meant a person, though... :P
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:21 PM
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40. That was my thought, and I wondered how the hell anyone could work |
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the Taliban into porn.
That would be a neat trick
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:28 PM
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44. The way her tongue rolls |
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When she lets out her Xena Princess Warrior-like yell
is incredible!
:hi:
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:06 PM
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18. Now that is just preposterous... |
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you HAVE to have 'wet' in there!
:bounce:
That sounds like fun, those challenges. I'll try that, thanks! :D
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:11 PM
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Softer consonants, makes the mouth go "O", begging for that first soft, deep, MOIST.....
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redqueen
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:12 PM
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29. Moist is what cake is. |
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:18 PM
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35. You speaking PERSONALLY there? |
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:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
BAD TYLER! BAD TYLER!
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:18 PM
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:22 PM
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42. Not really "wet" either... |
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More like "gooey." Which CAN have its positive aspects.
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:14 PM
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31. You slipped in a deep |
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with your soft, moist words.
:D
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:16 PM
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33. Tough. I do "deep." Ask my SO. |
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And BOY would she kick my ass for saying so.
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:19 PM
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37. I Just Got A Pizza Delivered....... |
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I dont think that is cheese toppings............:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Fri Oct-05-07 12:21 PM
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Oh man... you just reminded me of the SICKEST comic I've ever seen!
:rofl:
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