the shocking truth day care centers don't want you to know about

[datasuspect]

and how it can kill your children.

details at 10 pm on the only hard hitting news broadcast under god's blue heaven.

post your news teasers here!

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Potential terror in your refrigerator.

Learn about the perils at 10 p.m.

[Sweet Freedom]

16. Is it peas?

Ellen Degeneres uses this joke and it's hysterical. She's having dinner and the news tease comes on saying, "Something on Your Dinner Plate Could Kill You. Find out at 11." She says, "Is it peas? Because I'm eating them now."

[Phillycat]

2. Something in your heating system that might be killing your family RIGHT NOW!

Details at 11.

[BarenakedLady]

3. Popular food linked to spontaneous deaths

Details at 11.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Popular food linked to spontaneous combustions.

Details at 10.

:scared:

[BarenakedLady]

7. I almost went with that one.

LoL.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. They seemed to go together.

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

4. "Is your spinach trying to kill you?"

Details at 11!

[redqueen]

5. A life-threatening illness is spreading through the city...

we'll tell you about the symptoms and how to protect yourself tonight at 10!

[_testify_]

9. Could your shoes be hiding venomous scorpions?

[regularguy]

10. THREE AMERICANS KILLED!

Britain, France also destroyed. Film at 11.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Your dishwashing detergent may be killing you. Are you at risk? Details at 10!

10:00: Yes, you are at risk--if you are washing your dishes with plutonium. Fortunately, our water supply has no traces of plutonium, so you're safe. We'll be right back after these messages.

[redqueen]

17. ahahahahaha

Nicely done. :)

[Sweet Freedom]

12. Could a popular children's medicine be linked

to terminal cancer?

Find out tomorrow when we begin our weeklong series

"Are you Curing or Killing your Children?"

[Sweet Freedom]

13. A serial killer is on the loose...

is he in YOUR neighborhood?

Find out tonight at 10 pm, when it's dark, and spooky, and you hear strange noises outside. I bet it's him coming to get you!!!!!

[Sweet Freedom]

14. Has a beloved teacher been molesting students for decades?

Find out which well-known schools have hired him over the years.

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. 82% of American Wives Are Boinking the Neighbor

Is Yours One of Them? Find out at 11:00 on WBS News!

[johnnie]

18. Large objects from the sky due to hit in our area before 10 o'clock

Details at 11

[KurtNYC]

19. The World ends at 10 - details at 11