Know what's worse than the Olive Garden?

[NewWaveChick1981]

Olive Garden takeout. :rofl: :yoiks: Yep, that's what one of our employees wanted for lunch today because we wanted to celebrate her birthday. Only thing worse than Olive Garden takeout is Olive Garden takeout picked up last night and reheated at lunch today. :yoiks:

BTW, nobody asked for my input on this. :P I had a breadstick and nothing else. 'Nuff said. :rofl:

[sasquatch]

1. It can't be any worse than Cracker Barell's chicken pot pies

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Or cornflake chicken...

:rofl: :P

[sasquatch]

6. Don't even think about mentioning the flakes

:rofl::D

[flvegan]

2. What is Olive Garden without the ambiance?

[Dr. Strange]

3. Arby's.

[sasquatch]

7. LOL!!

:rofl:

[DS1]

8. bang!

:thumbsup:

[flvegan]

9. No, Arby's is like, TWO Olive Gardens, with ambiance and Horsey Sauce!

[Dr. Strange]

34. Horsey Sauce--the single invention which separates man from beast.

Years from now, our civilization will be judged based on our use of the horsey sauce.
And we will be found "awesome."

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Well, at least there weren't any breastfeeders and/or cell phone yakkers...

:P :rofl:

[flvegan]

10. I hear Olive Garden now issues Tasers to the waitstaff.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Well, they should.

Tasers come in handy for screaming babies. :P

[flvegan]

12. As for breastfeeding, you get two for the price of one jolt.

[Fran Kubelik]

14. Um , it's called Baby Benadryl

duh

buh-bye

[jakefrep]

33. Someone didn't try to reheat the salad, did they?

That could be the only thing worse than reheated, take-out, Olive Garden. Unless, of course, it was reheated with a microwave purchased at Circuit City.

[KurtNYC]

13. "When you're here you're family" -- when you take out, you're disinherited

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. ...

:spray: :rofl: Yes indeedy!

[Parche]

16. Hey

Their pizza take out is good.............especially when you have a gift certificate




:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. Well, if YOU didn't pay for it, I guess it's OK.

:hi: :P

[Beer Snob-50]

17. gotta say cracker barrell worse than olive garden

my co-workers love to order breakfast from crackerbarrell once or twice a week. i politely decline and leave before i vomit on their meals (cjould be an improvemnt)

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. Yuck...

:puke:

[madinmaryland]

18. THIS is worse than Olive Garden..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Oh, no, you di'in!!!!

:rofl: :yoiks: This is turning into Flamefest 2007! All we need now is kudzu....:P

[Aristus]

21. Takeout, re-heated kudzu is worse. Much, MUCH worse!

:puke:

B-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. Oh, no, YOU di'in!!!!

:rofl: :hi:

[Aristus]

26. Hi, NWC!

:hi::hug::loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. Hi, sweetie!

:hi: :* :hug: :loveya:

[Aristus]

28. Are you feeling better now?

I know you were sick there for a while...

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. I'm starting to.

:) Thank you. I've still got a lot of congestion and sound like Froggy from the Little Rascals, but other than that, I'm feeling better. :D :hug:

[Deep13]

23. McGriddles? nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

30. My husband would argue with you.

:rofl: He loves those godawful concoctions. :puke:

[sasquatch]

24. On second thought it can't be worse than reheated pitbull

:P

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. Breastfeeding pitbull?

:shrug: :P

[sasquatch]

32. Reheated breastfed pitbull

:D