Okay, another one: Match 20-word-or-more-story Game: "Solipsist Sally was so solipsistic

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that when she was giving a speech and her podium fell forward, she ___________ downward."


Have fun with this one!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. ... ran shamefacedly from the stage clutching the pages of her speech

about dynamic solipsism in the twenty-first century, which she had been delivering in a proper solipsist's monotone to an audience of members of the North Dakota Association of Solipsists, who were seated sparsely throughout the auditorium in at least every other seat so they wouldn't have to interact with each other; and when she dashed offstage there were of course no murmurs of surprise or concern because that's not what solipsists do, especially in North Dakota, where they always look straight ahead when other people are around, except on those rare and desperate occasions like insurrections and riots when they can't avoid actually acknowledging each others' existence and then they manage not to look directly at each other by quickly casting their eyes solipsistically...

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2. I'm laughing out loud at that one! Brilliat!

"of course no murmurs of surprise or concern"

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

So where are the rest of you, HUH? How about a little competition here? ;)

[DS1]

4. fell with it, 30 feet off the high stage on to the concrete flooring.

Her skull shattered and brain matter oozing out, an audience member remarked "See, her mind does exist on the outside" before pushing the 'take picture' button on his phone

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Nice!