I was just on the subway with four cute girls who said they were going to the "beer olympics"

[rockymountaindem]

I ask you, lounge denizens... do you think I shoulda gone with 'em?

[GOPisEvil]

1. The Rockies aren't playing tonight.

So, yes.

[rockymountaindem]

2. But my AL fave Red Sox are

And a man's gotta have priorities. Besides, I figured that with something like the "beer olympics" there's a pretty good chance that they'd end up wasted and covered in puke. With the Sox on TV I'm guaranteed a good time.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Hm. Good points.

You could have invited them to watch the game with you. If they say no, then they're not keepers anyway.