i'm drunker than a road lizard

[datasuspect]

i think i'm gonna sing me some karaoke.

probably in wicker park. i'm over by ashland and grand ave. right now. either that or go way up to foster and lincoln ave. and hit the 4am karaoke spot.

[Catshrink]

1. You could offer to share...

I could use a brew right now. Too bad about the Cubs...

[datasuspect]

2. you ready?

this is the joe express on freight train to georgia . . .

[Redstone]

3. How drunk is a road lizard? We need specifics by which to measure.

Redstone

[datasuspect]

4. it's an east texas euphemism

the guy who first said it to me had me in stiches.

cf. "drunker than cooter brown."

it's a southern thang.

[Redstone]

5. "Drunker than a roadkill 'diller..." That one I heard when I lived down there. Yours must be

a more recent one; it was back in the 1970s when I lived in Houston.

Redstone

[datasuspect]

8. man, i've been in goddamn pain

my guts are fucked up, all my muscles are sore, i don't ever feel right.

[Redstone]

9. You might qualify as a roadkill 'diller, then. I'd advise sleep, and lots of it.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear datasuspect!

I do believe you're drunk!

You have approximately a dozen threads on the first page of the Lounge!

How else do you explain this?

:toast:

[datasuspect]

7. i'm listening to BTO and grand funk railroad