If you were alone in a room with george bush and he started choking on a pretzel would you

[Maraya1969]

[deucemagnet]

1. I'd give him a Heimlich and call 911,

Just because he has no respect for human life doesn't mean that I should abandon mine.

[Maraya1969]

2. What about all the lives you'd save if he were gone?

[deucemagnet]

4. I don't think his death would save anybody at this point in time.

I could see letting him die if it would have prevented the mess that we're in, but the situation is going to be pretty much the same for the next president and the democrats whether Bush lives a long life on the Crawford pig farm or suddenly dies of extreme stupidity this afternoon. Watching him die out of spite would make me too much like the people in his administration.

[Orangepeel]

36. by making him a martyr and Cheney (officially) president?

yeah, that's a good idea.

[Richard Steele]

44. No one becomes a MARTYR by choking on a pretzel...

And dragging Cheney out of the shadows and putting him
under that Oval Office public spotlight would REDUCE his power,
not increase it.

[KitchenWitch]

14. Exactly.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. I'd do the Heimlich after I got him to swear that he'd resign.

[madinmaryland]

24. I'd call him a Heimlich and give him a 911.

[cboy4]

3. I'd tell him he was in the last throes of the

choking and I'd help only after all of the troops are home.

[Arugula Latte]

6. The pretzel has turned the corner ...

:)

[Frustratedlady]

7. Good one!

:toast:

[China_cat]

5. Ask him if he wanted mustard with it.

[yoyossarian]

40. LOTS n' LOTS of mustard!

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[flying_wahini]

8. offer him a whole bowl of pretzels! and take a call......

n/t

[graywarrior]

9. Lead a horse into the room

[DS1]

20. ha!

best answer yet

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. Tell him

I'm sort of busy trying to put this piece of toilet paper back together - You know, the Constitution.

In my opinion the guy is Hitler - I would not have rushed to save that asshole either.

[TK421]

11. "Oh...I get it, George! Charades"!!!

ummm...first word is....

[Dangerously Amused]

12. I would explain to him that his opinion on choking was "quaint,"

...and that what he was enduring wasn't technically torture, so he really had nothing to complain about. I would ask him for a little more patience with the struggle, and assure him that good would triumph over evil in the end. I would offer him another pretzel if any of my associates had a financial interest in either the pretzel or choking industries.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

46. x-fucking-tactly

I have zero... ZERO love for that jerk-wad

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. I'd pray. If it is God's will that he be saved, no human intervention is needed.

No. Actually, I'd try to help. I don't like the bastard, but I couldn't watch anyone die.

[Shakespeare]

15. I ask myself, WWBD?

And since Barney apparently just sat there and watched him the first time, I'll follow his lead.

[Lisa]

16. do the Heimlich on him, with a lot of unnecessary force! And I would sell the pretzel on eBay

And I would make sure I got video of that, to keep as a delightful souvenir of the occasion. (Because there would be all kinds of rumours going around that "Lisa put her arms around Dubya!", and I would need to be able to explain the context.)

The money from the pretzel sale would be donated to help the families shattered by his overseas wars, and abandonment of New Orleans, and neglect of the 9/11 responders.

[mark414]

17. while i would never kill unless necessary, and believe in non-violence,

some motherfuckers just need to die

[Lisa]

18. oh, and I love your "alone in a room with George Bush" -- he is so lacking in character ...

.... that by definition, I would be "alone" even if I were standing next to him!

[hedgehog]

19. Hah! It's a trick question!

How could I be ALONE in the room if George Bush was there!

[Bucky]

21. Pull out my camera cellphone, upload a video to YouTube so we could all enjoy...

...me fishing the pretzel out of his mouth with my tongue....

[krispos42]

34. Oh. Tongue.

Yeah, I guess that will work too. Far less scandalous than my idea...

[Whisp]

23. Surprising how many elected D's would do the Hind Lick manoever.

[WinkyDink]

25. That pretzel would be the Instrument of God.

[rug]

26. I would finish reading My Pet Goat and then go on an erratic airplane ride.

[lligrd]

27. Take His Advice And Go Shopping nt

[AlCzervik]

28. i'd use black and white film the capture the moment.

[RushIsRot]

29. You left out an APPLAUD option.

[petronius]

30. I'd do the Heimlich - no matter how much I despise someone, I'm not going

to stand by and let him die. However, if it was Ann Coulter and she needed mouth-to-mouth, I'm 95% certain that I'd unavoidably vomit on her...

[DarkTirade]

31. I would perform the most cruel punishment I could think up at the time

which would probably be something along the lines of forcing him to listen to Missy Elliot or something like that.

Only if I had earplugs though, I don't think I could stand to listen to it for as long as it took him to finish choking.

[MrScorpio]

32. I'd save his fascist ass

At least my humanity is in tact

[Bennyboy]

33. I would do the manuever.....

I learned it a long time ago and have never had the opportunity to use it. So even if iit was GWB, I would have to use my skills as a dislodger.

[krispos42]

35. I picked "choke to death"

I mean, let's face it. If I try to do the Heimlich maneuver on him, the Secret Service guy will poke his head in at JUST the wrong moment, think I'm trying to kill him, and shoot me dead.

[Maraya1969]

37. Wow you've thought that one through. And a very good conclusion you've

come up with.

[krispos42]

50. Well, that'll be my argument in Federal court, at least.

In reality I'd probably be so conflicted on what to do that by the time I did anything it would be too late! :-)

[SPKrazy]

38. i'd watch him turn blue

then call 911 and dislodge the pretzel from his windpipe

hell passing out couldn't hurt his brain anyhow

:shrug:

[yoyossarian]

39. I'd offer him another pretzel...

...and hope for the best.



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[JVS]

41. Tell him to dislodge it by eating more pretzels

[Jamastiene]

42. You forgot, Take the bag of pretzels and eat them slowly...

then thump him on the forehead every once in a while and say, "See? Dummy, this is how you chew your food first." :evilgrin:

Or Throw pretzels at him. :evilgrin:

Oh, the things your thread has caused to come into my wicked, evil, deranged mind. Thank you. :evilgrin:

[Breeze54]

43. You aren't alone...

"Oh, the things your thread has caused to come into my wicked,
evil deranged mind. Thank you."I'm Coming" !!!:wtf:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Is this 'real'" in any way?? :shrig:

es, it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:shrug: , :shrug: , :shrug:

whatevaer................. Maked me want to poke'

[Jamastiene]

47. I is confruzed.

:crazy: :silly:

[Mythsaje]

45. I'd kick him as hard as I possibly could in the gut...

and swear under oath I don't know how to do the Heimlich.

I mean, I MIGHT, but I've never officially been taught by anyone.

[krispos42]

53. There ya go...

Start punching and kneeing him in the solar plexus.

Or grab a toilet plunger and try to either suck the pretzel out or blast it down into this lungs/stomach.

:evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

48. Why isn't LAUGH one of the poll choices, dagnabit!

:grr:

[billyskank]

49. They even spun that episode, do you remember?

They said the reason why he PASSED OUT WHILE CHOKING ON THE PRETZEL AND BANGED HIS HEAD ON THE TABLE is because his resting heart rate was so low due to his EXTREME FITNESS.

Doesn't it just make you wish you could have a president though who could WATCH TELEVISION and EAT PRETZELS simultaneously without CHOKING and PASSING OUT and HEADBUTTING THE TABLE ?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

51. Root for the pretzel.

[GoneOffShore]

52. "I'm not sure we got it all."

I'll just give you another jolt…………sir,.

:rofl:

[laylah]

54. As much as I would LOVE to see

that little bastard choke to death, I could not, in good conscience, not at least try to help.