Friday Humor - "Welfare Office Joke"

[RobertSeattle]

This smacks of being a "Republican" joke, but I find it amusing nonetheless.

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

[ComerPerro]

1. Yeech

I always tell FReepers, "If people on wefare have it so easy and so great, why don't you quit your job? You must be stupid to still be working!"

[StClone]

5. Your retort is funnier

Read the post below of several DUers that lost their jobs today. It's not comedic.

[ClaytonBigsby]

2. It is funny!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. No. Welfare jokes are the spawn of Satan. (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

3. You know...the guy's first sentence...

I heard that A LOT when I was a case worker. :hi: