Been A Long, Cold Week - WHADDA You Say I Open The BAR!

[matcom]

been a while but TIME TO BELLY ON UP!!

i'll review the rules for the newbies:

MY bar means ALL drinks on ME! the only thing your money is good for here is to put into NothingShocksMeAnymore's Garter Belt! (i believe it is sexy black today) :bounce:

Now, keep the bathrooms clean please (ZOMBY THIS MEANS YOU) and kindly let me know when the Condom machine runs out unlike last time :eyes:

As for snacks, i got Slim Jims and Circus Peanuts for EVERYBODY!

I got every drink ever made so shout out your orders and i'll pour 'em out for ya.

Kareoke will begin in about an hour and Underpants has offered to start us off with his famous Judy Garland medly. You WON'T want to miss THAT i can assure you!

so, belly on up and let me pour you a cold one! :toast:

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
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[demnan]

1. I'll have a gin and tonic, please

It's been a gin and tonic week for me.

[matcom]

4. g&t it is buddy

:beer:

[VelmaD]

2. This has been the longest fucking week

I don't even care what you pour me as long as it has enough alcohol in it to put me to sleep. (I've been suffering through a nasty 2 week long bout of insomnia.)

[matcom]

6. Tequila for Velma

check

:beer:

[VelmaD]

15. Thank you kind sir...

when you have a moment could you please have a cute waiter stop by with salt and limes. :-)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

7. Insomnia? Me too.

Partly due to my spoiled feline who wakes me up at 4 AM, but also due to worrying. :-(

Are you taking anything for your insomnia?

[VelmaD]

19. Not taking anything.

I just have too much to think about right now and it's keeping me up later than normal. It just takes a while for me to quiet my brain down enough to get to sleep. Once I get my life figured out it'll work itself out. But thanks for worrying about me. :-)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

3. No squirrel nuts? And I don't mean cojones!

divey bars used to serve squirrel nuts-they were manufactured in Cambridge. they were revolting but after a few you didn't notice.

I will have a coffee drink-need something to stay warm. How 'bout Stoli coffee vodka and Bailey's in my java?

:toast:

[matcom]

8. dive bar?? DIVE BAR??

this here is a classy joint

one juiced java coming right up :beer:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Woohoo!!!!!

Martini - dry...chilled vodka, show the glass a picture of the guy who invented vermouth...ahhhh

[matcom]

9. done. Bombay ok?

:beer:

[GOPisEvil]

13. More than ok!

Keep 'em coming!

[trogdor]

70. Or as Hawkeye one said...

...softly whisper "vermouth" into the glass.

[Redneck Socialist]

10. I'll start with a car bomb please...

...and just kept the drafts comming after that.

[matcom]

11. BOOM!

:D :nuke:

:beer:

[commander bunnypants]

12. OUZO

I need to forget

DDQM

[matcom]

16. that will certainly help!

:beer:

[felonious thunk]

14. Set me up!

I'll have a Grey Goose with a splash of 7-up. Easy on the 7-up. Eh, make it 2.

[matcom]

17. right

2 grey goose and i'll just OPEN the 7-up can :D

:beer::beer:

[felonious thunk]

24. You know what?

Just set that bottle over here. I'll make it a little easier for ya.

[trogdor]

72. So, what's French for vodka, anyways?

It CAN'T be "vodka". It HAS TO be some weird French thing that takes three or four words to say.

[mac56]

18. A pint of Guinness, my good man.

And keep 'em coming.

:beer:

[matcom]

20. hope i gave you good 'head'

:D

:beer:

[mac56]

22. hee hee!

:beer:

[Karenina]

21. Gotta Guinness

for me????

[matcom]

25. you bet doll

:beer:

[kmla]

23. A really tall scotch and water. Please make the scotch 12 years old.

And make the water fresh.

And anyone who makes a "Michael Jackson/12 year old scotch" joke is gonna get a serious ass kickin'....


...'cause I just saw Skittles sittin' over by the juke box...

[matcom]

26. good thing you warned me a head of time...

:D

:beer:

[DS1]

27. I'll have a coke and a

:smoke: if you don't mind :7

[matcom]

28. right. Toot & Bud

gotch ya :D

:smoke:

[SOteric]

29. Surprise me.

Nothing could spoil my mood.

[matcom]

31. sex on the beach it is

or would you prefer a Slow Comfortable Screw :D

:beer:

[nostamj]

30. a SERIOUS scotch please

johnny black would be nice.

hasn't been the best day..........

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=700474

[matcom]

33. aw shit. sorry to hear that buddy

cheer up. something will come your way. i have a bottle of Jonny Walker BLUE saved for just an occation

come around behind the bar and i'll pour you 4 fingers

:beer:

[nostamj]

37. blue...........................

damn, haven't ever tasted that before!

[trogdor]

73. I have a bottle of Dalwhinnie here.

15 years old. Single malt. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Scotsh!

[wysimdnwyg]

32. I'll take a tall, cold beer (preferably Anchor Steam)

and a row of tequila shots.




And get another for Velma. Sounds like she needs it.

[matcom]

34. i'll just line them up

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

[underpants]

35. I JUST DID 3 MONTHS OF WORK IN ONE DAY!!!!!

I smell employee of the month coming somebodies way. :bounce:

Is there any Dickel left?

[matcom]

36. not TOO much

you gots some singing to do in a while

:beer:

[underpants]

38. Huh? After the lawn darts?

:shrug:

[matcom]

40. read my original post

and keep that throat warm :P

[underpants]

46. Judy Garland? Hell you HAVE to get liquored up for that

and here I am with no pills.

Damn.Hey guess what I just got Monday off.

[matcom]

48. what a coincidence!

i plan on Gettin' OFF on Monday! :D

[underpants]

53. HA!

Ha! again

[GOPisEvil]

49. I have Monday off too!

PARTY AT BEARFAN'S on Sunday! :bounce:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=622378

[underpants]

51. We are hosting a get together

My wife has a 900 pound gorilla coming over to visit.........literally.

Too much snow to play a GGO (Greater Geek Open)

[GOPisEvil]

54. Man...a gorilla...sounds fun!

I won the latest GGO (TX). I finished 4-4-4 to my old boss' 3-8-9 to win by a stroke. $15 is $15! :beer:

[Hubert Flottz]

39. Give me a jug of HOT DAM!

And a load of fffffire wood it's ccccccold outside!

[matcom]

42. that Hot Dam will warm your YAK up!

that there is pure diesle!

:beer:

[Hubert Flottz]

80. It will cast them pent up deamons out ASAP and convert them to

instant Antifreep Whoop Ass! Tastes better than spinach! Great for those chilly ice fishing trips to the outyak!

[TEXASYANKEE]

41. I'm leaving in 25 minutes ...

That just leaves me time for 2 shots of Absolut and a beer chaser. You chose the beer, please. ;-)

[matcom]

43. how about a nice Hefeweisen?

:beer::beer::beer:

[TEXASYANKEE]

47. Whatever you suggest ....

... I trust you. :-)

[DinahMoeHum]

44. No cold stuff. . .Hot buttered rum apple cider for me !!

It hasn't been above 30 degrees all week here.

:toast:

[matcom]

45. i share your pain buddy

:beer::beer:

[Amaya]

50. It's been a hard/cold week for Amaya

Can ya pour me a dirty Martini?? I prefer chilled Skyy or Absolute
Thanks, hon! :D

[matcom]

52. ABSOLUTEly!

:D

:beer:

[beawr]

55. A Shot and a Beer

Jack Daniels and Anchor Steam please

[matcom]

56. my pleasure

:beer::beer:

[proud patriot]

57. plunks my tired head on the bar

I'd like a Tom Collins please

[matcom]

59. you got it PP

:hi:

:beer:

[proud patriot]

78. Whew Thanks Man

I need it today :loveya:

[scarlet_owl]

58. Shirley Temple with an extra cherry for me, please.

It's a baby-trying month. Plus, someone has to be the designated driver.

[matcom]

60. mmmmmmmm cherries

:D

:beer:

[Missy Vixen]

61. I'd like a Cosmopolitan, please

Is the peanut supply still holding out? ;-)

In the meantime, I hope everyone has a better weekend...

Julie

[matcom]

62. one Cosmo coming up

:beer:

[earthman dave]

63. Yo! Barkeep! Une Stella Artois, if you would be so kind.

Nice place you got here.

[matcom]

65. thanky thanky

i TRY and keep it clean

:beer:

[earthman dave]

67. Aaaah. Clean, cold and much appreciated. Ta very much.

[northofdenali]

64. Grey Goose straight from the freezer, please!

Make it a double, matcom, I just got laid off - AGAIN!!! :loveya::hi::loveya:

[matcom]

66. you need a STRAW!

:beer::beer:

[TrogL]

68. Beer! Now! Just dump it on my head.

[Faygo Kid]

69. Bloody Mary, from scratch, with a nice dill pickle.

Don't forget the horseradish, and in a tall (and large) glass, please. Mmmm.

[sbj405]

71. I'll take a cold beer, Pale Ale will do

[Breezy du Nord]

74. Just some lemonade for me.

Still underage, you know. (Damn!)

[trogdor]

75. As for me, I just got finished snowblowing my driveway...

...so I could take my car the last 170 feet to my garage - in zero weather with -20 wind chill.

An Irish Coffee, please, and make it a double.

[Cleita]

76. A Guinness with a nice head please.

:-)

[RebelOne]

77. I'll have a white wine, please.

[Ramsey]

79. Fill her up!

I'll have a long tall bourbon, thnak you! Been that kind of week :-(

[ConcernedCanuk]

81. HEY !! - - it's that time of nite and WE'RE OUT OF CONDOMS already . .

.
.


Soooooo . . . .

I went to the office

you weren't there

but I found ur ur computer geek . . . . . .

He said he was "re-installing" ur virus program . . . . .






how often does he do this ? ? :shrug: