Question: How many Republicans can fit into a closet?

[RushIsRot]

Answer: Looks like all of 'em!

[Danger Mouse]

1. wow...when i was clicking on the thread...

that was exactly what i was thinking...scary.

[RushIsRot]

2. It IS scary as hell, isn't it? Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[krispos42]

10. LOL Me too!

I was thinking "I hope I can sneak in 'all of them' before somebody else does!"

[IndianaJones]

3. they're probably all secretly african americans too. nt.

[Dr. Strange]

4. So...

Lincoln was the first black president? Not Bill Clinton?

[IndianaJones]

5. I would go so far as to guess that all slave owners were secretly black, as is the KKK. nt.

[RushIsRot]

8. Not sure how this got to this point, but it is not to be unexpected on

DU.
Folks like to take everything out of context and make mountains out of molehills.

[RushIsRot]

6. Well that was an interesting response, but not unexpected on DU.

Not sure what it means, but enjoy posting it.

[IndianaJones]

7. whoops..thought this was a minority joke thread. my bad. nt.

[RushIsRot]

9. I am just terribly curious. How in goddam hell did my statement

translate in your mind into anything attacking minorities? What a crock of shit!

I was talking about Republicans, Jesus-Fucking-Christ! You people can sometimes show absolutely no common sense!

[Dr. Strange]

11. Well, the Dems are in the majority...

so the Pubs are the minority, which means you were attacking a minority.
Please leave the republicans alone. Don't be a hater!

Man, it's Saturday night. Go to bed. You're taking the Lounge too seriously!

[IndianaJones]

12. I said my bad. Lighten up. nt.

[Jamastiene]

14. Who the hell pissed in your Cheerios?

If you want serious discussion, go to GD. This is The Lounge. We crack jokes like crazy in here. And anyone who gets serious in here "disappears" if ya know what I mean. It's about time you cracked a big ol' grin. Otherwise, what happens in The Lounge stays in The Lounge. Ve have Vays of Making you talk. :P :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

15. Disappears?

That sounds...ominous. :scared:

[Jamastiene]

17. Muhahahhahaaha

Ve have vays... :P

[liberaltrucker]

13. Just one-wide stance, small closet

Then again, how many closets?

:rofl:

[Sweet Freedom]

16. Republican closets

must be made by the same company that manufactures clown cars.

[applegrove]

18. There was supposed to be room for one more this week - but alas

....

[triguy46]

19. Its so crowded in there you can't tap your foot.