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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 05:25 PM
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I Smell Like Salad
I massaged olive oil into my hair and scalp.

Beauty treatment day, ya know.
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 05:31 PM
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1. Isn't that extremely hard to get out?
How do you remove it?
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 05:43 PM
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2. Shampoo
Seems to work.
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:02 PM
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3. Is it that easy?
I recall a friend many years ago who wound up putting cooking oil into his hair at a campsite (grabbed the wrong bottle) and spent days trying to wash it completely out before resorting to some sort of home remedy that finally did the trick.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:27 PM
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11. Huh
If it doesn't do the trick, there's always Dawn detergent. Which kind of defeats the purpose of the olive oil.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 02:00 AM
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27. When I was in Jr,high, we dressed up like greasers for halloween
We greased our hair with Vaseline!! Boy, were we sorry after that. It took weeks of hair washing to get it out.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:03 PM
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4. No oregano?
jeez
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:06 PM
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5. I had salad tonight. Ended up with a very shinny chin. That is what balsamic vinagrette gets you.
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:07 PM
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6. Balsamic vinegar rules.
That is all. :)
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:08 PM
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7. My new favourite dressing.
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:12 PM
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8. My brother did that once...
He had lice, and apparently that gets rid of it.

I'm sure there are other uses for it, though.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:25 PM
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9. I am comforted to think
that I will go to Paris parasite-free.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:26 PM
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10. Freshly tossed?
:rofl:




:hide:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:28 PM
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12. ewwww
thank you for the mental image.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:31 PM
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13. Give it a splash of Mrs. Dash, and a healthy dose of "my favorite candidate"
and the denisons of GDP will chew it off.


Of course you may like keeping your head. In which case, please ignore the foregoing.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:56 PM
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15. hahahahahahahahha
I don't want my head served back to me on a platter, no.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:32 PM
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14. Add some Stilton blue cheese and its even better!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 06:58 PM
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16. Eating a cheeseburger clears that right up.
;)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 09:38 PM
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17. Keeps killer vegans at bay.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 10:02 PM
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22. You're just jealous that SeattleGirl adopted me, so I'm going to get to live in Seattle
and eat vegan donuts. :D

Mmmm... donuts. <drool>

Killer Vegans would be a good band name.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 10:40 PM
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23. Hey, I got tofunut
who can help me eat all the tofu in the fridge.
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 01:54 AM
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26. Well, I'm in Seattle now so I can bring a supply of the Mighty O goodness.
I'll have to somehow arrange for regular shipments of tofustrami sandwiches from here, though.

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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 09:42 PM
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18. Have you tried massaging some cucumber in with that as well?
How about some broccoli? ( I hear that does wonders for the hair )


Can I eat your hair now? And do you mind if I pour some Blue Cheese dressing in it? ( the chunky kind )
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 09:56 PM
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20. You must be a visitor from GDP
see upthread
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 09:58 PM
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21. What? I don't get it? I was just making a joke
well...it was probably a bad joke, but oh well.................
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 10:41 PM
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24. I was making a joke too
We're both a little humor impaired tonight. Must be the oil seeping into my brain.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 10:42 PM
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25. Oh, sorry...I've been drinking, myself!
never mind, then! :toast:
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-07-07 09:45 PM
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19. A clarifying shampoo should do it without spoiling the effect
of the olive oil, I would think. Neutrogena and Pantene make a good one -- I use it once a week to get all the crap out of my hair and it's wonderful.
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 02:31 AM
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28. I wish I Smelled Like SLaD
seemslikeadream

I've got a mad crush on her don'tchaknow?
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