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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 08:11 PM
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What do I do with a cat in heat?
It's my roommate's, and it won't leave me alone. (I don't know the gender.)
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 08:19 PM
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1. A loaded and well used water gun is very effective with the feline.
They just can't believe you did that to them.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 08:25 PM
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2. Offer to get it fixed in exchange for your half of the rent. n/t
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 08:26 PM
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3. Fuck it, of course.
Jeez. Didn't you get "the talk" when you were little?
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 08:33 PM
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4. What do I do with a cat in heat?
What do I do with a cat in heat?
What do I do with a cat in heat?
What do I do with a cat in heat?
Early in the morning.

Heave Ho! and up she rises,
Heave Ho! and up she rises,
Heave Ho! and up she rises,
Early in the morning.
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Ahpook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-08-07 08:41 PM
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5. Fuck it? :)
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