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Mon Oct-08-07 11:17 PM
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| So today I was taking the green waste barrel out |
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and I had the lid open because I have the bad habit of leaving little piles around the yard.
The green waste is hard to move with the lid open.
The lid sort of flaps and hits you on your shins.
So I was rolling the barrel out and somehow I tripped on the flapping lid.
The barrel went down in front of me, and I fell HEAD FIRST into the green waste.
Literally.
It was like I was diving head first down a water slide, ya know?
Fortunately the barrel was pretty full, so I had a cushy landing, but dear sweet baby Jeebus, I felt like a moran. :P
Especially memorable was the feeling of my head and shoulders going about 2 feet into the veg. :P
Even the Soviet judge would've given me a 10. :P
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| Blue-Jay
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Mon Oct-08-07 11:18 PM
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| 1. I would pay big money for a video of that. |
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Mon Oct-08-07 11:21 PM
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| 2. This thread is so worthless without video! |
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Tue Oct-09-07 12:36 AM
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is trash day for us here on Gilligan's Isle too!
I haven't fallen into the street yet but I'll keep you posted.
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Tue Oct-09-07 12:37 AM
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| 4. Sorry, but I can't help it. |
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(I am not going to mention how many times I trip on air......)
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Tue Oct-09-07 01:42 AM
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you came here and told us about it.
:yourock:
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Tue Oct-09-07 01:26 PM
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Tue Oct-09-07 01:28 PM
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| 7. Ha! Yesterday I poured some change into my mouth. |
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I thought there were breath mints in my tin. Apparently, I was keeping coins in there.
It was gross.
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Tue Oct-09-07 01:30 PM
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| 8. Somebody should write a song about it. |
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Tue Oct-09-07 02:42 PM
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| 9. You just can't go wrong... |
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with a thread that begins, "So today I was taking the green waste barrel out"! :)
Hope your day got better...
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Tue Oct-09-07 02:54 PM
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| 10. Then I drank a bunch of beers |
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Tue Oct-09-07 03:01 PM
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| 11. That sounds pretty 'better'! |
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Tue Oct-09-07 03:09 PM
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| 13. whats in the green waste barrel? |
| XemaSab
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Tue Oct-09-07 03:12 PM
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Lot of grass clippings, both mowing and from clipping back the bunchgrasses.
Bermuda grass sprigs with some dirt attached to them. :P
Privet clippings.
Penstemon, sage, and monkeyflower clippings.
Prickly phlox and rose clippings. x(
Weeds. :P
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