I bet Oral Roberts caught hell in school

[Inchworm]

Heard his name on the news and giggled like a 3rd grader.

:hide:

[SoxFan]

1. I doubt it

They didn't hav oral sex back then

[seemunkee]

2. I do the same when I hear/read about Dick Pound

the head of the World Anti-Doping Agency

[SoxFan]

3. Dick Swett

Former NH congressman/ambassador to Denmark/son-in-law of Tom Lantos.

Even better? His brother in law is named Tmber Dick.

What kind of family are you dealing with when a guy named "Dick Swett" doesn't have the funniest name at the dinner table?

[madinmaryland]

4. Richard Hertz.

[triguy46]

8. self delete

[flvegan]

5. Dick Armey

[SoxFan]

6. And then there's this guy...

[Inchworm]

7. I knew there had to be one somewhere

:rofl:

[billyskank]

12. That guy's a legend.

[redqueen]

10. Oh man!

I'd love to have had one of those signs in my yard! :D

[Coyote_Bandit]

9. His real given name is

Granville Obadiah Roberts.

His father was Ellis Melvin Roberts. His mother was Claudius Priscilla Roberts.

He named his four children Ronald, Rebekkah, Richard and Roberta.

Edit to add: Honest to god there used to be a math professor at ORU named Verbal Snook.

[Taverner]

11. Joe Bob Briggs used to have a character in his columns named 'Anal Roberts'

Oral's lesser brother

[Quantess]

13. Oral Richards

would have been only slightly funnier.

On 2nd thought...the nickname of Roberts would be "Bobs"...so....what's goofier,

Oral Bobs?
Or Oral Dicks?

It's a tossup! :rofl: