It is my birthday.

[redqueen]

I am old.

Feel free to use this space to either send me some happy birthday greetings, or tell me how old people suck, or tell me how much younger I am than you are and therefore I should shut the fuck up, or just whatever you like (really, feel free).

Thank you for reading my shamelessly self-penned (and therefore pathetic) birthday thread. :)

[KitchenWitch]

1. Not pathetic! Happy Birthday!

:party:

Enjoy the day!

[redqueen]

7. Thank you!

I plan on trying REALLY hard. :P

[Cabcere]

2. It's my friend's birthday today too (he's 22)

and it would have been John Lennon's birthday, as well as John Entwistle's birthday. :hi: Hope you have a wonderful birthday, redqueen! :party: :toast: :hug: :hi:

[redqueen]

9. There's some other very extremely cool person on that list...

but I can't remember who it is just now.

Either way, thanks... and happy birthday greetings to your young cool friend! :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Happy birthday, redqueen!

Don't know your age, so don't know if you are younger or older than I am, but who cares? Just have a good one!

:toast: :party: :toast:

[redqueen]

10. Who cares?

Your breasts must not resemble womble noses so much. (Yet... MWAHAHAHA! (joking!))

Thanks. :hi:

[Inchworm]

4. Happy Birthday!!

:party::toast::party:

:hi:

[redqueen]

11. Thank you!

Love your avatar! :D

[Crazy Dave]

5. Happy Birthday!

:loveya: :hug: :party:

[redqueen]

12. Thanks bud!

:hi:

[lizziegrace]

6. Happy Birthday!

:party:


We're glad you were born! :)

[redqueen]

13. Hehehehe... me too! (sort of!)

Thanks :hi:

[lizziegrace]

15. Depends on the day, huh?

;)


:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Happy birthday, no matter what anyone else tells you...

:P :hi: :toast: :party:

[redqueen]

16. Ah, I just ignored that guy who PMed me saying

"FUCK OFF!"

Besides, I was asking for it... unsolicited n00dz are NEVER a good idea.



Thanks. :hi:

[gmoney]

32. Never?

Happy Birthday!

Are solicited nudes any better? LOL

Cheers!

[redqueen]

38. Solicited n00dz are the reason the net was invented!

... or something! :P

Thanks! :hi:

[bdamomma]

14. Happy Birthday,

:party:

[redqueen]

17. Thank you.

:hi:

[ohiosmith]

18. Happy Birthday redqueen.

:party:

[redqueen]

19. Thanks!

:hi:

[billyskank]

20. Happy birthday!

:loveya:

[redqueen]

23. Thanks!

You'd think I'd stop complaining for ONE day, at least, wouldn't you? But no! :P

:hi:

[rhiannon55]

21. Happy birthday redqueen

congrats on another year around the sun!

:)

[redqueen]

24. Thank you!

:hi:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

22. Happy Birthday!

I have no idea how old you are. I'm 45 - don't know if you're older or younger than me, and that doesn't really matter because I like you anyway!

[redqueen]

25. Aw thanks...

:blush:

I was just being silly with the BS up there... age is relative, is it not? :hi:

[bdamomma]

26. hey redqueen, it is only a number!! just keep you and your brain active!!!

[Fran Kubelik]

27. Happy freaking birthday!

You're one of the good ones. :pals:

[redqueen]

30. Awwwww, shucks.

Thank you!

:loveya:

[Taverner]

28. Happy Birthday Hottie!

[redqueen]

31. heheheh...

:blush:

Thanks!

[Taverner]

40. Hey - you'll always be Maxim Girl Material to me ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. happy birthday my dear! would you like some naked pics?

:woohoo:

[redqueen]

35. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

:woohoo:


Wait, you're teasing me aren't you... good one! :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

39. no, i am very serious. its your birthday, you can have naked pics.

specifically naked pics of me.

[redqueen]

41. Well of course of you!

YES PLEASE and thank you! :D

I think you've seen all mine. :blush: :7

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. pm me your email address please and i will send you the links later.

i think i might have some new ones you havent seen

:hi:

see, you didnt expect this did ya?

:loveya:

[redqueen]

43. No, I most certainly did not!

:7 :7 :7

Thank you!

:loveya:

[Dr. Strange]

77. Oh, it's my birthday, too!

No really, October, uhmm,... 9th--that's my birthday!

Oh rats.

[soleft]

33. Hey! Cool! Happy birthday!

[redqueen]

36. Thank you!

:hi:

[Tyler Durden]

34. Bet I got YEARS on you, Queenie.

I REFUSE to do my birthday, and I hope more and more year after year that my lack of interest will cause others to forget about it COMPLETELY.

Nice to see you anyway. That beats Happy...well...you know what.

[redqueen]

37. Aww I'm sorry you don't enjoy yours...

beats the alternative, don't it? (not that I always think so, but I'm trying REALLY HARD!)

Thanks & :hug:

[Tyler Durden]

49. All I'll say is it's in the period from Halloween to New Years....

And I truly LOATHE the holidays. There isn't bad news I have ever gotten or a disaster that has taken place that didn't happen over the holidays.

[LaraMN]

44. Hey girl!

:hug:
I'm mentally preparing for my next one. I've got a couple months, yet.

I hope you eat some yummy cake!

:bounce:

:party:

[redqueen]

52. I sure will! It's my older daughter's b-day, too...

thankfully, she also likes chocolate cake. :9

Could do without the dinosaur on it, but whaddaya gonna do? :P

Thanks. :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. Happy birthday!

:toast:

[redqueen]

53. Thank you!

:hi:

[DS1]

46. Happy Birthday!

There will be no offerings of naked pics, but you can ogle my internals




:boring:

[redqueen]

54. Oooh baby!

Check out that system cache!
*fapfapfap*

[againes654]

47. Happy Birthday Redqueen

Just because you asked......neener neener boo boo....I am younger than you.:spank:

[redqueen]

55. hehehehehehehehe... that's the spirit!

:P

:hi:

[Rambis]

48. You are only as old...

as you feel. So after 6 pints of Guinness you ought to feel grand!



Cheers!
Happy birthday

[redqueen]

56. NOW you're talkin!

:loveya:

Thanks! :hi:

[Wapsie B]

50. Happy Birthday redqueen!

:toast: :toast: :beer: :beer:


SKOL!

[redqueen]

58. Hey you!

Thanks!

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

67. Hey U 2!

You're welcome!!

:hi:

[SarahB]

51. Happy birthday!

:loveya:

[redqueen]

59. Thank you!

:loveya:

:hi:

[TK421]

57. Happy Birthday!

:toast: how old? hope that isn't taken as rude, I'm just curious

[redqueen]

62. 38

Do I look it?



That's last year, actually... I need to get some new pics.

[TK421]

63. Not old at all, and that's a nice pic!

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

68. Why thank you!

:7

[Dr. Strange]

78. Oh crap!

I was gonna make fun of you for being old--but you're younger than me. You kids nowadays!

Happy Birthday.

Here's you birthday math problem: Prove that there exist two people in New York city who have precisely the same number of hairs on their heads.

Enjoy!

[Phentex]

60. Happy Birthday, ya little whippersnapper!

:party:

Hope it's a good one!

[redqueen]

64. Thank you!

:7

:hi:

[ThomCat]

61. Happy Birthday!

:toast:
To one of the most awesome DU/Myspace friends!
:hug:

[redqueen]

65. Awwww you!

:loveya:

:hug:

Thanks, Thom... and back atcha. :*

[sundog]

66. awwww

happy bday gorgeous :hug:

[redqueen]

69. Thank you!

:loveya:

:hug:

[From The Ashes]

70. A very Happy Birthday...

*AHEM*
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday to you!

[redqueen]

71. Awwww... thank you!

:D

*blows kisses*

[In_The_Wind]

72. I knew there was something special about today!

[redqueen]

74. Awwww... flowers!

I love flowers!

Thanks. :hi:

[supernova]

73. Happy Birthday, redqueen

And you're still younger than me. ;-)

[redqueen]

75. Yowza!

:o

What's he going to do to that cake?! :scared:


hehe... thanks. :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

76. Happy birthday!

YAY!!!!

:party:

[redqueen]

87. Thanks!

:loveya:

:hi:

[Tafiti]

79. Happy Birthday!

Never met a Libra I didn't like...perhaps I'm biased because I'm one also. :D

Have a :beer: or 6 and :party: !

:hi:

[redqueen]

91. Thanks fellow Libra!

:hi:

[FarLeftRage]

80. Happy Birthday redqueen!!

And no, you are not old.
I say that to everyone who is younger than me and you are.

Enjoy your special day. :party:

[redqueen]

92. Thankya!

:hi:

[plcdude]

81. Happy Birthday

Chicka have a good day and stay as sexy as ever.

[redqueen]

93. Hehe... thanks

ya horndog. :P

:hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

82. happy, happy birthday baby....

May you get much - much older....

My son's birthday is tomorrow, the 10th... Poor little Libra's....

Trying to make everything balance in this crazy world.

You are probably memorizing this since Libra's are amazing - little memory machines.

[redqueen]

94. Awww... thanks you.

:hi:



And happy early birthday wishes to your son, too. :)

[SPKrazy]

83. happy birthday

i'd tell you that old people suck

but

they don't

:woohoo:

:party:

:hug:

[redqueen]

96. You're goddamned right they don't!

But still we hear that crap all the time, don't we? These people suck, those people suck... it's madness, I tell you!



Thanks. :hi:

[bridgit]

84. Happy Birthday, redqueen...

:bounce: :toast: :party:

[redqueen]

97. Thanks!

:hi:

[tigereye]

85. well, I don't know which one it is

but I have found my 40s to be pretty cool.

The 30s were a bit harder.


But whichever one it is, it won't fail to be interesting! Happy Birthday RQ!

:party: :toast:


ah, you're a Libra like my brother! (if you are into that kind of thing. If not, nevermind.)

[redqueen]

98. I'm almost to my 40's... thanks for the positive outlook!

Thanks!

:hug:


And yes, I do like that kind of thing. :D
(Certified woo-woo here! :P)

[tigereye]

118. my husband is quite the woo-woo

if you need any more ideas.

:hug:

I feel like the 40s are the decade where people really get a clear picture of what they really want. It's very cool. YOu realize what you are not willing to put up with anymore.

[greatauntoftriplets]

86. Happy birthday.

I am older than you, so don't worry about age.

:)

[redqueen]

99. Ah, I don't really... just a bit of fun.

Thanks!

:hi:

[swag]

88. You are pretty and witty and smart and nice.

May much happiness be yours.

[redqueen]

100. I feel pretty!

Oh so pretty!

I feel pretty and witty and gay!


Thanks, you. :loveya:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

89. Happy birthday, sexy lady.

Hope you have a great night. :)

[redqueen]

101. Thanks, sexy guy.

I will try. :)

[laylah]

90. OMG Red...

Old people :yourock: And what exactly, is "old"? I am 56 this past July, act as if I am, ummmmmm, early 30's, feel older only because of my current situation. Never forget what The Good Witch Glenda (Billy Burke) said about age: Age means nothing unless you are a cheese.

:toast: Happy Birthday to one finely aged cheese :hug:

[redqueen]

102. Now THAT'S the right attitude!

:loveya:

Thanks, smart lady. :D

IMO, age is relative... I've met young people who act old, and old people who act young, and smart, witty 36 yr olds who giggle like kids at fart jokes. I love 'em all. :)

[Rising Phoenix]

95. Happy Birthday

:toast: cheers in your honor

[redqueen]

103. Aw, thanks.

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

104. Happy Birthday!

You old fart. :P

[redqueen]

107. ahahahaha...

Thanks! :hi:

[Maestro]

105. But from the pics I have seen you are still incredibly

cute! ;)

Happy Birthday!

[redqueen]

108. Aww you...

:blush:

Thanks! :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

106. Happy b-day

:D

[redqueen]

109. Thank you!

:hi:

[cobalt1999]

110. Congrats on another orbit around the sun

I hope you are planning something fun to celebrate.

[lost-in-nj]

111. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party:



lost

[Bullwinkle925]

112. well . . .

"you can cry if you want to" . . .



see - THAT'S how old I AM!!


Happy Happy Birthday. Celebrate all night long.

[bigwillq]

113. Happy Birthday!

:toast: :bounce: :hi: :hug:

[RedCloud]

114. Feliz cumpleaños redqueen

:party: :toast: :bounce:

May you enjoy your day and every day for that matter.

[NC_Nurse]

115. Happy birthday!

:toast:

[Sugar Smack]

116. Happy birthday, you beautiful!

Didja make a wish? :D :loveya:

[redwitch]

117. You are young at heart AND royalty.

"Off with their heads!" Happy birthday from old redwitch! :loveya:

[txwhitedove]

119. Happy Birthday to a fellow Libra!

My kids say I'm old as dirt, and you can't be that old!
Enjoy each day as a gift, one which you deserve.
:party:

[WildEyedLiberal]

120. Happy bday!

:party:

[hfojvt]

121. "Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be,

The last of life, for which the first was made ..."

The book in which I read those lines by Robert Browning was written in 1950, many years before I was born. The book is "Pebble in the Sky" by Isaac Asimov. A fun read, as I remember it. I was perhaps 16 when I read it. I remember it was a book in which I decided to write down any word I did not understand and look it up. I did not expect there to be any, since I regularly read Asimov without noticing any words I did not understand. Yet I found on page 15, the word 'macadam'. Macadam? What the heck is macadam? It's almost a palindrome. Madam, I'm Adam. And I found several more, to my surprise, words I would have just jumped over without ever missing the story. I cannot remember any of the other words though. I tried to find another one just now, and failed. I am not sure if they are part of my vocabulary or not. I still remember what macadam means, although I doubt if I have ever used it in a sentence in the last 29 years.

Not sure why I meandered on this way. It just sorta followed from the Browning lines, which your birthday brought to mind. I hope it was a happy one. Me, I am just holding onto 16 as long as I can.

[RiverStone]

122. A special B-day greeting just for you....!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6cbM-h8xg&NR=1



peace~ :)
RiverStone

[CrownPrinceBandar]

123. Happy Birthday redqueen!

You are the epitome of hawtness (w/ great musical tastes too!)

Oh, and you are a year younger than me, ya whelp! :hi:

[redqueen]

124. Thanks again!

cobalt1999 - Nothing special, just a birthday dinner with my daughter who shares my birthday (and my kids' best friend, she was the only guest).

Bullwinkle925 - ...but it's not just my party anymore, it's also my kid's, and she might not be so pleased if I were to burst into tears at her party.

Sugar Smack - Thanks. :D And dangit! I knew I forgot something! I get a wish today. I'm sure that's in the rules somewhere.

txwhitedove - Nope, but aren't kids great about letting us know how old we LOOK? heheh... thanks ;)

hfojvt - Thank you very much, I love love love that line. :) I do that same thing. Course, that's with Pynchon, which if anyone doesn't have to do that... well that's very, very impressive!


RiverStone - Thanks! Very cute. :)

CrownPrinceBandar - Oooh a Puscifer graphic... Maynard lost me with that stuff. I wanted to like it, and I did but... alas, I obsess over the tiniest things. :P

[mwdem]

125. Happy Birthday, redqueen!

You're still a baby...:yourock:

[FloridaJudy]

126. Happy Birthday, Redqueen!

Have a piece of cake.

[Haole Girl]

127. Oops

I forgot to post in this yesterday. Seems I was too busy wallowing in self pity.

Happy belated birthday!!

:party:

[slutticus]

128. Happy Birthday!

:hi: