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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 01:31 PM
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Senator Larry Craig walks into a bar....
He sits down on a stool right at the bar.

Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Larry: "I dunno; what you got on 'TAP'?"
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 01:32 PM
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1. I though it was pretty good for "spur of the moment."
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 01:33 PM
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2. Pretty good. Congrats.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 01:37 PM
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3. It's not "art"...
But nobody else had come up with one on the other thread.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 02:01 PM
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4. well I think it deserves a wide-stancing ovation
:applause: ........................................ :applause:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 02:01 PM
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5. That's horrible.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 02:19 PM
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7. And after all the nice things I've said about your squirrel.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 02:16 PM
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6. "We're out of everything but Busch...
...and some folks 'round here say it taste like piss", said the bartender.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-09-07 03:03 PM
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8. He was hoping for a "Heineken". ;)
Edited on Tue Oct-09-07 03:04 PM by WinkyDink
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