MissMillie
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Tue Oct-09-07 02:46 PM
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Jacob (92) and Rebecca (89) excited about their upcoming nuptuals |
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They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. Along the way they come upon a drug store and Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" Pharmacist: "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob then turns to his intended, "Honey, I think we should use this store for your Bridal registry."
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Tue Oct-09-07 03:21 PM
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2. Sounds like an Ole and Lena joke in my family |
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