LynneSin
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Tue Oct-09-07 04:14 PM
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Someone stole my Rolls Fucking Royce today. |
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Then I read about all this crap being done with my rolls - that's just horrible!
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flvegan
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Tue Oct-09-07 04:14 PM
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1. Sounds like an insurance scam to me. |
Critters2
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Tue Oct-09-07 04:15 PM
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It tried to run some poor old woman off the road!
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Tue Oct-09-07 05:21 PM
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6. Who are you calling old! |
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Tue Oct-09-07 08:30 PM
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Tue Oct-09-07 04:22 PM
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...whatever bad things your Rolls may have done, the vast majority of its innards are now safely out of the country, the body's been crushed to the size of an X-Box, and (not coincidentally), I'm $25,000 richer. Your Rolls suffered no undue pain during its vivesection. I made ceratain of that. I was there. It's what I do: Bury the bodies. I'm an expert.
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Tue Oct-09-07 09:46 PM
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9. You chopped a Rolls FUCKING Royce |
Westegg
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Wed Oct-10-07 12:41 AM
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10. I've done far worse, for far less... |
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...I'm not a businessman, son. I'm a survivor, and I WORK for a living. The boss says take down a Silver Cloud, a vintage Porsche 911, a '64 'stang, whatever... Those rides get took, baby. Law of the streets. I'm not proud of what I do, on a certain level. But I'm GOOD at what I do.
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Tue Oct-09-07 04:25 PM
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4. well your driver asked if anyone wanted a ride |
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Good thing I fired him for ya!
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Tue Oct-09-07 05:24 PM
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7. Does it have a Jesus Is My Co-Pilot bumper sticker on it? |
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If so, I saw it in the Cracker Barrel parking lot.
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