Gosh, an arrested Russian business man is going to pay me $6,000,000

[renie408]

to help him get his money out of Russia!!

WOO HOO!! All my problems are solved! And, gee, to think, I am a housewife/horse trainer/stay at home mom! I wonder how they decided I would be the perfect person to help them launder $30,000,000.00??

UL.SPORTIVNAYA 29A
LYUBERETSKIY RAYON,
MOSCOW OBLAST,
141056,
MOSCOW.

ATTN:

MY NAME IS MRS.YULIYA LEBEDEV, PERSONAL SECRETARY TO MR.BORIS MIKHAIL
KHODORKOVSKY, THE ARRESTED CHAIRMAN/CEO OF YUKOS OIL AND BANK MENATEP SPB
IN RUSSIA. I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS OF A LARGE AMOUNT OF FUNDS WHICH HE HANDED
OVER TO ME BEFORE HE WAS DETAINED AND NOW BEEN TRIED IN RUSSIA FOR
FINANCING POLITICAL PARTIES (THE UNION OF RIGHT FORCES, LED BY BORIS
NEMTSOV AND YABLOKO, A LIBERAL/SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY LED BY GREGOR
YAVLINSKY) OPPOSED TO THE GOVERNMENT OF MR.VLADMIR PUTIN, THE PRESIDENT
THEREBY LEADING TO THE FREEZING OF HIS FINANCES AND ASSETS.

MEANWHILE,I'M UNDER SEVERE SECURITY MONITORING ALONG WITH SOME OF MY
COLLEAGUES BY THE ORDER OF THE GOVERNMENT,HENCE MY MOVEMENT IS HIGHLY
RESTRICTED AND MY PHONE CONVERSATION BEING MONITORED,HENCE I CANNOT BE
ALLOWED TO TRAVEL OUT OF RUSSIA,PENDING THE OUT COME OF THE CASE OF MY
BOSS,WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT WOULD COME TO AN END OR THE FINAL VERDICT.

PLEASE BE SO KIND TO CONTACT ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE FOR A WAY
FORWARD.I WAS READING THROUGH A WEBPAGE AND FOUND YOUR PROFILE INTERESTING
WHILE SEARCHING FOR A POSSIBLE PARTNER FOLLOWING AN OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL
BE OF IMMENSE BENEFIT TO US,IF PURSUED TO ITS LOGICAL
CONCLUSION.ALTHOUGH,I DO NOT KNOW YOU IN PERSON BUT I DO MAINTAIN MY LATE
FATHER'S PHILOSOPHY WHICH STATES THAT BUSINESS IS PEOPLE AND
CONTACTS.BUSINESS IS ALWAYS BASED ON TRUST AND OPEN MINDEDNESS,AND IT IS
ON THIS NOTE THAT I ACT SO AS TO ASSIST ME THROUGH MY PERSONAL LAWYER,TO
RE-PROFILE THE FUNDS AND EQUALLY INVEST SAME ON HIS BEHALF IN YOUR
COUNTRY.THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF FUNDS TO BE RE-PROFILLED IS THIRTY MILLION
DOLLARS (USD$30,000,000.00).

IN LINE OF THE ABOVE AND CONSIDERING YOUR SERVICES REQUIRED,I THEREFORE
MAKE AN OFFER OF 20% OF THE NET VALUE OF THE TOTAL SUM AS YOUR
ENTITLEMENT/COMMISSION FOR YOUR MANAGEMENT SERVICES RENDERED TO MAKE THIS
TRANSACTION A SUCCESS.

I HUMBLY REQUEST THAT YOU SEND YOUR LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE TO MY PERSONAL
LAWYER,BARR.JOSEPH ALFORD,A BRITISH CITIZEN BASED IN MANCHESTER U.K,VIA
HIS PRIVATE CONTACT ADDRESS ONLY ON,

BARR.JOSEPH ALFORD ESQ
TEL: [phone]
FAX: [phone]
EMAIL:[e-mail]
EMAIL:[e-mail]

FURTHERMORE,IF YOU ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH YUKOS OIL COMPANY'S PROFILE OR
THE REASON OF MY BOSS MR.MIKHAIL KHODORKOVSKY'S ARREST,PLEASE TAKE A
MOMENT OF YOUR VERY BUSY SCHEDULES TO READ ABOUT IT ON THE FOLLOWING
INTERNET WEBPAGES:
http://www.mbktrial.com
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3213505.stm
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/stories/2005/04/11/041.html


FINALLY,MORE DETAILS OF THE LOGISTICS AND MODALITIES OF REALIZING THIS
TRANSACTION SHALL BE DISCUSS BETWEEN YOU AND MY PERSONAL LAWYER UPON THE
RECEIPT OF YOUR WILLINGNESS,CAPABILITY AND INFORMATION.

YOURS SINCERELY,

MRS.YULIYA LEBEDEV.

[Maestro]

1. I guess the secretary's caps lock is broken.

In fact, most keyboards in Nigeria seem to be broken as well. :)

[renie408]

2. No, this is Russia. Those letters from Nigeria are all fakes, silly. n/t

[Maestro]

3. Oh damn! You mean I threw away a chance at millions?

Okay, you can have the load of millions, but I am taking the next one. Thanks for clarifying. :)

[RebelOne]

4. I bet if you check out the header, you'll see this originated in Nigeria. n/t