I lost my virginity in the back of a Rolls FUCKING Royce.

[Writer]

THERE. I SAID IT.

:toast:

[Cabcere]

1. That's appropriate.

And yet, somehow...very much not. :rofl: :toast: :yourock:, Writer.

[DS1]

2. I'll bet you could still hear the clock ticking

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You did? My dear Writer....I am shocked!

Yeah, right, sure I am!

Gotta lose it someplace!

;-)


:toast:

[trof]

4. That's a great place to lose it.

Check the boot.
It might still be in there somewhere.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Elitist fuck!

:eyes:









"Fun With Ambiguity"

[Writer]

6. Yeah, honey...

it's only $50K cars or five star hotels for ME, baby doll!

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Fifty K-cars?

Went through 'em by the fleet, huh? :P

[Writer]

18. Now I am JUST old enough to remember those...

they were the disposable diaper of automobiles. Real gems. :P

[TK421]

7. What a shitty car to lose your virginity in!

:eyes:

[JVS]

25. I hear those seats are really comfy

[TK421]

27. lots of cars have comfy seats, but not all of them can make it past 20K

[rug]

8. Roomy.

[Writer]

11. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'...

[Cabcere]

12. that's what I said...

:rofl: Love it. :hi:

Edited because I'm a doofus. :crazy:

[Writer]

13. My girl fits me like a flesh tuxedo..

I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo!

[Cabcere]

14. *snicker*

I was wondering which one of us was going to get to the "pink torpedo" line first...I guess you win. :rofl: :applause: :thumbsup:

(That song - hell, that entire movie - cracks me up WAY more than it should.) :P

[Writer]

15. What most don't understand is that the song writing was rather brilliant.

I mean it's camp, but brilliant camp. Nothing has ever come close!

[Cabcere]

16. So true.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever...as well as between parody and reality sometimes, isn't it? :) I mean, "Squeezebox" - really, need I say more? ;)

[Aristus]

22. How can I leave this behind?

:rofl:

[Richardo]

9. Maybe it rolled under the front seat

:shrug:

[Crazy Dave]

10. And you're sure it wasn't one of these?

[ContraBass Black]

19. It looks like a pig.

[lost-in-nj]

20. I wish

lost

[Guava Jelly]

21. I found mine in Missouri

:mad:

[lost-in-nj]

23. Is that where they are???

Got to go and look

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

[Guava Jelly]

24. I'll send you mine

I'm tired of it

[Downtown Hound]

26. That's terrible!

From now on, all the other cars just can't compete! It's like growing up in a mansion, and then living in apartments all your life.

:P