Lars Vilks Hiding from Al-Qaeda in Secret Location on 453 Storågatan in Örebro

[The Sushi Bandit]

Örebro – Swedish authorities have finally located a safe house for controversial mohammed-illustrator Lars Vilks in an undisclosed location just across the street from Karolinska School in downtown Örebro.

”No one will think to look for me here,” said Vilks speaking on an untraceable phone from his second-floor apartment on 453 Storagatan.

Authorities are confident Al-Qaeda will not think to search for Vilks in Örebro, and if they did, they would certainly be deterred by Billy, the undercover security guard posted out front who usually wears a jean jacket and black leather trousers. “There’s only one minor weakness,” said officer Hiksson, “and that’s the unprotected fire escape in the back. But what are the chances of Al-Qaeda finding that?”

http://eng.faktume.se/permalink/2007/09/19/Lars_Vilks_Hiding_from_Al_Qaeda.html

[flamingyouth]

1. I have relatives in Örebro.

[The Sushi Bandit]

2. it must be nice!

got any pictures to share?