JESUS H. CHRIST ON A CHARIOT!

[WilliamPitt]

[JTG of the PRB]

1. I wonder of Jesus drives a hybrid chariot.

I would think he might, since he's all about saving the Earth and all.

[originalpckelly]

3. I don't think they make hybrid horses.

Of course, I may be more full of it than one of those horses, so whateva.

[krispos42]

14. Got a hybrid horse right here...

[Nickster]

17. Well, they can be fueled by switchgrass right?

[originalpckelly]

2. WHAT ABOUT HIS BROTHER JESUS F. H. CHRIST JR.?

[Perseid]

4. you just HAD to make me think of Ben Hur

and that friggin bastard Heston. You just HAD to do it.

[jus_the_facts]

5. LOL...but that'd make it Moses on a chariot....

:D

[SeattleGirl]

6. OH, IS THAT WHAT EVERYONE IS YELLING ABOUT TONIGHT?

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

7. I THOUGHT HE LOOKED BETTER ON THE BICYCLE!

:rofl:

[DinahMoeHum]

8. What happened to the trailer hitch ???

Just asking.

:evilgrin:

[Shakespeare]

16. Here:

;-)

[southpaw]

9. Jeezus Fuckin' a Football!

[flvegan]

10. The question is...does the chariot roll on water, or does it sink like a stone

leaving Mr. Christ standing up there like, "fucking now what?"

[underpants]

11. Why don't he dropkick no more?

:shrug:

[jakefrep]

12. Is He related to Jesus Tapdancing Christ?

[LynneSin]

13. Only because you asked for it....Savior Jesus Rides a Chariot - the video

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/750894/savior_jesus_rides_a_chariot/

[JuniperLea]

15. That's exactly what I said when Lemmy grabbed my left...

[madinmaryland]

18. I assume it was at the Olive Garden.