Day four of spirit week. They tried to TP us last night, but I

[Midlodemocrat]

outsmarted the little fuckers. I turned on the sprinklers. :bounce: Plus they wrote on my car '09 is fine. :eyes: Trouble is, it's a rental. Mine's in the shop. :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

1. the class of 2009?

:cry:

i'm so old.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. YOU? I yelled at some of them that I wasn't a senior,

I was a senior citizen. :rofl:

It really is funny to watch the back and forth of the TPing. But I do think the sprinklers were brilliant. :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

3. the sprinklers were a masterful touch

[flvegan]

4. No drought where you're living?

We can only water once a week. I still don't. I'm thoughtful and kind. I respect our diminishing resources.

Freeper.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Nice post, Hitler. I thought this was a progressive site.

Yes, we have a drought, but we can water on even or odd days based on our addresses. The restriction doesn't take effect until the 15th.

Plus, do you know how many trees have to be cut down for them to TP? I was doing the earth a service, and making my grass grow.

[flvegan]

8. Some TP comes from recycled materials. I know mine is.

So long as your lawn is more important than starving children, famine and the melting ice cap, so be it.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Hey, I paid $75 for it to be aerated and seeded.

Do you think money grows on trees? No. But TP does.


:bounce:

[flvegan]

10. Welcome to my Ignore list.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. That is a prime example of disrespect that I won't tolerate.

[flvegan]

12. No flames please. n/t

[LostinVA]

18. Actually, TP comes from cutting the tree down

Freeper

[DS1]

5. with acid?

[Midlodemocrat]

7. No, grease paint stuff. Comes right off.

They wrote SUCK IT!! '09 on my friend's car. We've been laughing about that for two days. :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

13. You can afford a car? Freeper.

Why do you hate the poor?!?! :grr:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Nice post, Mussolini.

This is actually slightly funny story. Someone hit the driver's side of the Midlovan and took off about 2 weeks ago, so Tuesday, I went to the insurance appraiser and got approval to get it repaired, the check for the body shop, blah, blah, blah.

Wednesday I took it to the shop to have a 3,000 mile check. I get a call late yesterday that someone who works at the shop hit my van. Pretty hard, too apparently, the entire back bumper, light were all smashed. The service shop and the body shop are the same company, and the poor guy was so apologetic, I felt sorry for him. No one got hurt and that's all that matters.

No big deal, they will get it repaired, so they give me a rental that says WHITTEN BROTHERS SERVICE CAR on the back in big white letters.


It's a little embarrassing to drive.

[texas1928]

15. I will never forget when we TP'd the band director's house.

His house was a light yellow and we TP'd it with blue toilet paper. It dewed that night, so the TP ran and he had blue streaks all over his house. It dried so he could not wash it off. He had to repaint. Oh man was he pissed. He held band over trying to force someone to tell him who did it.

[mainegreen]

16. Claymores would also be an effective deterrent.

:P

[Richard Steele]

17. My neighbor got TP'd the other week.

Nothing to do with school, though. Just a pissed-off girlfriend.

[LynneSin]

19. Did you see there was pot pie in GD

or perhaps it was pot pol - figured you'd want to know

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Where??? Where????

Rushes over to GD to see the pot pie.