can you give me some directions please?

[LSK]

:shrug:

[QMPMom]

1. "It's just over yonder a piece. Turn left at the corner with the boot on the post."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I'd be happy to...

But just where do you want to go?

:shrug:

[LSK]

3. doesnt matter, just need directions

[redqueen]

4. Insert Tab A into Slot B.

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

5. go outside, turn around three times, spit and curse

[LSK]

6. did that 10 minutes ago

[MrCoffee]

8. good. you've avoided the wrath of whatever from high atop the thing

[LSK]

9. your calling ohiosmith "whatever from high atop" now?

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

11. i'd tell you what i'm calling him, but it's against the rules

[Richard Steele]

7. Sure. "GO...

...West, young man!" :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

10. you can't get there from here

[LSK]

14. you must be lost

[ohiosmith]

15. It's that obvious?

[trof]

12. Take a right at the stop sign and a left at the next driveway.

And you're HERE!

[LSK]

13. cool, now wheres your food and beer!

:D

[trof]

17. Beer's in the little fridge. The one my daughter had in college?

Ribs tonight.

[otherlander]

16. ride the snake

seven miles. Then meet me on the back of the blue bus.