Yavin4
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:23 PM
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What's The Truest Thing You Know? |
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Here's mine: Aint no sex in the champagne room.
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:43 PM
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it is the only thing i know with absolute certainty
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Thu Oct-11-07 06:00 PM
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DING
We are all gonna die
I do plan to live forever, so far so good.
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Thu Oct-11-07 09:16 PM
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Thu Oct-11-07 09:22 PM
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33. Someday somehow you will die |
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Edited on Thu Oct-11-07 09:22 PM by XemaSab
and something's going to steal your carbon. :)
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:45 PM
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:45 PM
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2. If it isn't single malt, it's shit. |
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:46 PM
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3. The only person I can trust |
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:58 PM
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12. I talk to myself because it is the only person whose opinion I agree with |
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well at least most of the time
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Thu Oct-11-07 09:05 PM
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:46 PM
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4. He who fucks nuns will one day join the church |
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:47 PM
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:48 PM
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6. It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. |
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It's what you DO know that ain't so.
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:50 PM
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7. "this too shall pass." |
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Works for good stuff, and bad stuff too.
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:52 PM
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Presentation is everything else.
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:57 PM
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11. Harder than driving a stick in scuba gear |
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I don't want to tell you how I know that
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:56 PM
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9. If you are busy looking back or looking ahead you will miss the |
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:58 PM
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13. a foot in yesterday, a foot in tomorrow |
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and all you'll end up doing is shitting on today.
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Thu Oct-11-07 06:02 PM
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Thu Oct-11-07 06:16 PM
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what you said...
I agree and concur and bow to the wit and wisdom of one datasuspect...
do you also question authority?
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Thu Oct-11-07 05:56 PM
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10. Old saying amongst the snakes about feet |
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Sooner or later one of them is coming down
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Thu Oct-11-07 06:04 PM
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16. Richard Branson will always have more money than me |
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You'd think he could easily cough up a total pro camera kit in interest in less time than it takes him to let out a burp.
See, I see no kit at my door. I'm a sad, sad little DS Juan
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Thu Oct-11-07 06:10 PM
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17. the love of my sons n/t |
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Thu Oct-11-07 06:20 PM
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19. There's no room in the champagne bottle for sex |
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Thu Oct-11-07 07:01 PM
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20. There's an exception to every rule. |
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including in the champagne room.
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Thu Oct-11-07 08:56 PM
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27. How Dare You Post That Without Telling Me The Address First |
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My little ode to Groucho there.
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Thu Oct-11-07 07:02 PM
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Thu Oct-11-07 07:31 PM
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26. I couldn't live without it. |
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Well, I guess I could, but a world without music is not a place I would want to be. :scared:
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Thu Oct-11-07 07:02 PM
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Thu Oct-11-07 07:04 PM
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23. The Truth of Impermanence |
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Everything Changes Constantly, and there is no such thing as Solid Ground. Most suffering results from the human desire to have something solid (philosophically or physical) to regard as immortal. Letting to into free fall, or a state in which groundlessness becomes the norm, releases that suffering.
Easier said than done, but it is my primary spiritual goal right now, to embrace groundlessness, or what Chogyam Trungpa referred to as "the leap," and accept chaotic panic as the natural state of life.
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Thu Oct-11-07 07:05 PM
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I don't usually recommend Lounge threads, but there is some very good advice in this thread.
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Thu Oct-11-07 07:08 PM
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25. If you are a Southern Baptist minister and late for your own church sermon, |
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it's best not to don two wet suits, put a condom covered item up your orifice, and die of asphyxiation.
:yoiks:
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Thu Oct-11-07 09:06 PM
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30. Whether you want it to or not |
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the sun will *still* come up tomorrow.
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Thu Oct-11-07 09:21 PM
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32. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. |
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Thu Oct-11-07 09:29 PM
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34. I'm never going to get to go with the woman of my dreams... |
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Edited on Thu Oct-11-07 09:31 PM by Jamastiene
or even a woman I really like a lot. It's always going to be rejection. Always. You can bet it all on that and take your winnings to the bank. Trust me. You could make a killing on that bet when I get close to the end of my life.
I know this to be the truest thing ever. Even God, Himself, can't, or more importantly won't, change this fact. It's carved in stone and unchangeable. I can safely say never on this one thing and know it'll be the truth. I normally don't believe in saying never, but on this one thing, I can safely say it and anyone can get rich off me at the end there. Hedge your bets. It's cold hard cash in the bank. Guaranteed.
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Thu Oct-11-07 11:24 PM
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35. I don't need a thneed. |
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